LOL, I'll Bite..........
BBQBobby's BBQ sauce........
Six pack of strawberry soda.
Same amount in Ketchup.
4oz of vinegar.
Dump into big pot and get simmering.
Then add....
A four ounce can of chili powder.
half a four ounce can of black pepper.
2/3 cup raw sugar, brown sugar, anything but white nasty sugar.
one of those baseball sized mustards.
2oz of tabasco..... MMMMMMMM!
a 4oz shaker full of garlic salt.
a half cup of minced onion.
Simmer it until the vinegar has burned off, you will know when that is, LOL.
Best way to use it, is to smoke ribs with it. I smoke my ribs, NOT boiled, for like 6 hours. (Around 200f) At first, you have to rub raw sugar on the ribs, to get them caramelized so the sauce will stick, and then..... Oh, once it starts sticking, and once it starts cooking....... You will have to keep your mouth closed, and swallow.
Even the smell of the sauce will instantly make you mouth water.
You can also use orange soda, doesn't make much of a difference, I like the strawberry because the die in it turns the out crust on the meat bright red.
Now, funny part is, I have to actually go make this sauce, for ribs tomorrow.