Funny Car Acronyms

[Kern Dog]

or....Just Enough Essential Parts

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket.

 

[Kern Dog]

Mustang
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Mostly
Underpowered
Shitbox
That
Aint
No
Good.

Pinto
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Please
Insert
Nickle
To
Operate.

Hyundai
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Hasn't
Yet
Understood
Nothings
Dependable
And
Inexpensive.

 

[JDMopar]

GMC = Gotta Mechanic coming!

 

[Kern Dog]

Mercury
*************************

Men
Eradicating
Rectal
Cancer
Using
Rotten
Yams.

Yeah, it made no sense to me either.

 

[harrisonm]

MOPAR
**********
Mostly
Old
People
And
Rednecks

 

[harrisonm]

And all these years I thought BMW meant Bavarian Motor Works.

 

[kiwigtx]

What a lot of people dont know is that BMW is actually an acronym in german
(Makes sense, since its a german car, right?)

Yes, but that's boring.

I had a colleague once who was going in for exploratory surgery the following day. He had to drink a Barium Meal.
He told everyone at work about it and said he hated German food.

He was the only one who didn't laugh.

 

[4fortyDemon]

Ford backwards- Driver Returns On Foot
Audi- Automobile Under Demonic Influences
Fiat- my son came up with- Found In A Toilet
Jeep-Just Empty Every Pocket
BMW- Bang My Wife
Pinto- Put In Nickel To Operate
Ford- Found On Russian Dump

just a few that I CAN remember..

 

[Demonracer]

Massively Over Powered And Respected

 

[Bobacuda]

What a lot of people dont know is that BMW is actually an acronym in german
(Makes sense, since its a german car, right?)

The letters actually stand for "Blau Mitt Weiss"

Which literally translates to "Blue And White"

A quick glance at BMWs logo will explain how factual this is

I’ve heard this before. BMW says the logo is derived from the appearance of a spinning airplane propeller (a nod to their history).

According to BMW, the name is an acronym derived from the company name.

 

[missing linc]

Forever
Out
Running
Dodge

Made
Of
Pure
American
Rust

Please
Let
Your
Mother
Open
Up
That
Hemi

Get
More
C**t

From
Old
Rusty
Dodges

Flip
Over
Read
Directions

 

[missing linc]

Cracked
Heads
Exhaust
Valves
Rattle
Oil
Leaks
Eats
Transmissions

Most
Old
Plymouths
Are
Rusty

 

[Unconventional]

 

[ragtopfury]

GMC - Garbage Man's Companion

MoPar - Made of parts already raced, Made of parts already rusted

 

[missing linc]

Big
Mouth
Whiner

Find
It
Among
Trash

 

[Bobacuda]

Saw this bumper sticker on a beat up GMC at a construction site:
“GMC - Good Mexican Carrier”

 

[Dartswinger70]

"POS" = Piece of shite...

 

[1badfish67]

Chevrolet: Can hear every valve Rattle on long extended trips
GMC: Gay man's Chevrolet
Pontiac: Poor old (N word) thinks it's a Cadillac ( I hate that word BTW)

Garbage Mans Companion.

 

[1badfish67]

Garbage Mans Companion.

Heard this one a lot when I was a youngster.

 

[1badfish67]

Found
On
Road
Dead

 

[diymirage]

I’ve heard this before. BMW says the logo is derived from the appearance of a spinning airplane propeller (a nod to their history).

According to BMW, the name is an acronym derived from the company name.
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Sure...but that is not nearly as entertaining as my story

 

[- Marvin -]

What a lot of people dont know is that BMW is actually an acronym in german
(Makes sense, since its a german car, right?)

The letters actually stand for "Blau Mitt Weiss"

Which literally translates to "Blue And White"

A quick glance at BMWs logo will explain how factual this is

Yes, it's an akronym, but it stands for:

Bayerische Motoren Werke

...Bavarian Engines Factory...

The logo is blue-white, because of the bavarian national colours and it represents a stylized aircraft propeller, because they built in the beginning only aircraft engines.

 

[- Marvin -]

An often used german acronym for BMW is:

'Bayrischer Mistwagen' = Bavarian dung truck

 

[Murray]

C'mon boys- I need one for Barracuda.

 

[Kern Dog]

Barracuda
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Basically
A
Really
Really
Awesome
Car
Until
Dodge
Arrives!