funny movie quotes

[6T9QDA]

"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"

 

[RustyRatRod]

"Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy"

 

[diymirage]

First time I watched and heard this, I fell on the ground and almost pissed myself laughing. I was young, I may have been high
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funny things is...the grail is still funny when you sober up

there are movies like, napoleon dynamite, which may be fun to watch when high but i can not stomach it when sober

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate".

thats not just from GnR civil war?

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

[Kern Dog]

 

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[abodyjoe]

"There's no way, no way, that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!".
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No more yanky my wanky The Donger need food!
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He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off.
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[abodyjoe]

People on 'ludes should not drive.
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First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!
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Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

[6T9QDA]

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money."
-Danny DeVito in Heist.

 

[RapoM1968]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"
Ben Stiller - Dodgeball

 

[340six]

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That movie rocks. I have a copy

 

[Hyper_pak]

 

[6T9QDA]

Jonathan Winters did some funny stuff.

 

[340six]

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One of the best movies and everyone was cast in it that was a star

 

[Professor Fate]

Maybe not "funny", but still a classic:

 

[70SwingerGuy]

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Ill add to this: "Where'd you get that jacket?"
Soooooo many good quotes in that movie

 

[70SwingerGuy]

People on 'ludes should not drive.

Make up your mind dude, is he gonna ****, or is he gonna kill us?

First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

"you cant fix this car Spicoli." "I can fix it"
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and Im fine"

Damn I love that movie!! Time to watch it again I think

 

[70SwingerGuy]

 

[KC69Cuda]

"I want my two dollars!"
...Better off dead

 

[Tsully]

Too many from “Dirty Harry” but this one get missed sometimes!!!