funny movie quotes

[Tsully]

“Don’t nibble on the barrel…pull the trigger”

Sgt. Murtaugh
Danny Glover
Lethal Weapon

 

[Tsully]

Can’t believe no one has posted this one either:

 

[ProjectBazza]

“I bet you’re gay.”

If you put it into the context of the scene, that line is hilarious!

 

[Tsully]

The language is a little coarse but this is the way I feel almost every day talking to the young guys at work.

“What is it with you and fuckin’ sandwiches “

 

[Tsully]

From the Monty Python classic...



And...

"Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. … I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” —Jamie Lee Curtis, A Fish Called Wanda​

And every time, Kevin Klein‘s character would run someone off the road he would yell “asshole”