funny movie quotes

[Tsully]

“Don’t nibble on the barrel…pull the trigger”

Sgt. Murtaugh
Danny Glover
Lethal Weapon

 

[Tsully]

Can’t believe no one has posted this one either:

 

[ProjectBazza]

“I bet you’re gay.”

If you put it into the context of the scene, that line is hilarious!

 

[Tsully]

The language is a little coarse but this is the way I feel almost every day talking to the young guys at work.

“What is it with you and fuckin’ sandwiches “

 

[Tsully]

From the Monty Python classic...



And...

"Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. … I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” —Jamie Lee Curtis, A Fish Called Wanda​

And every time, Kevin Klein‘s character would run someone off the road he would yell “asshole”

 

[Unconventional]

Too many from “Dirty Harry” but this one get missed sometimes!!!

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"Well do ya? ... Punk?"

 

[Inertia]

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Still the funniest movie I've ever seen ! !

All Mopars !

 

[ProjectBazza]

Can’t believe no one has posted this one either:

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My brother's Corvette:

 

[Professor Fate]

Well, obviously I have to go with Jack Lemmon in The Great Race- "Push the button, Max" is a catch-all phrase that I use a LOT.

 

[6T9QDA]

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

 

[Ottmundr]

 

[DartGTDan]

 

[Dartnut]

''Excuse me while I whip this out.''
Blazing Saddles (again)

 

[69conv]

You can't handle the truth!

 

[Lift&Move]

"If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the john, and watch you take a piss"
Got his *** whooped for that...lol

 

[harrisonm]

One of the best movies and everyone was cast in it that was a star

Have you ever seen the Out takes from it. Hilarious.

 

[Demonracer]

I came here to chew gum and kick *** and I'm all out of gum. Rowdy Roddy Piper

 

[Dartnut]

Life's tough.
It's even tougher when you're stupid.
John Wayne

 

[diymirage]

''Excuse me while I whip this out.''
Blazing Saddles (again)

 

[harrisonm]

From Bachelor Party:
Is that the foot long?
And then some

 

[norshorblufish]

From Kelly’s Heros

 

[- Marvin -]

Well, obviously I have to go with Jack Lemmon in The Great Race- "Push the button, Max" is a catch-all phrase that I use a LOT.

Maybe the Hannibal 8 is for sale?

 

[abdywgn]

push the button Max!

 

[Musclesigns]

You guys playing cards?

 

[Demonx2]

"My fault, your fault, nobody's fault. I'll blow your head off."
-John Wayne