Girl looking for a tall guy (6foot plus)

[vntned]

Just so you guys know, that “chick” is a man.

 

[Ahoey]

Extremely fluffy would be politically correct

 

[pittsburghracer]

Extremely fluffy would be politically correct

With the emphasis on extremely

 

[Ahoey]

With the emphasis on extremely

Seven axe handles and a plug of chewing tobacco across the *** and that’s an exact measurement

 

[Dartswinger70]

I wonder how much the bill at the pizza joint would be on the first date...

 

[Ahoey]

I wonder how much the bill at the pizza joint would be on the first date...

Ya’d need a mortgage, not to mention air shocks on the passenger side of your car

 

[Mark Wainwright]

You guy stop making fun of PBRs women. He feels nothing but love for all 400 pounds of her.

400 lbs of pulsating sex

 

[pittsburghracer]

400 lbs of pulsating sex

At least, maybe more

 

[69moredoor]

Genetically, that’s not a she…should watch the vids of the interview. Ooof

 

[retroron]

400 lbs of pulsating sex

Kinda doubt it could pulsate

 

[LocuMob]

Kinda doubt it could pulsate

A taser might help.

 

[retroron]

Nah. But a harpoon might.