good advice

[Gear_Jammer]

"Never Pick Your Toes In Front Of A Greek"!:thumbup:

 

[moparisbest]

Never fart when you have diarrhea . Put your sox on before you put your shoes on .

 

[pettybludart]

Always wear clean underwear..:toimonst:

 

[waggin]

if your dawg dont like them.....

 

[krazykuda]

Don't pee into the wind....

 

[krazykuda]

Don't take life too seriously.... You'll never get out of it alive.....

 

[diymirage]

You mean this?
pee on electric fence OWCH - YouTube

I almost peed myself watching that one...silly cannuck



another one I heard on a movie (think it was place beyond the pines)
...speaking of motorcycles (and as I write this im sitting here with a broken ankle)

if your going to ride like the lighting be prepared to crash like the thunder

 

[WRB426]

Pick your battles. You'll never win all of them, especially with women.

 

[1970Duster]

.....

 

[65Val]

Not mine, but...

"Don't sweat the petty things, or pet the sweaty things"

Always liked that one!

 

[FJ5]

Make a decision and stick with it... The worst you can be is wrong.

 

[FJ5]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[FJ5]

Turn the other cheek.

 

[FJ5]

Finish the race.

 

[FJ5]

Love The Lord your God.

 

[memike]

Treat people the way you want to be treated... and if you don't make a mistake you are not doing anything..... Help folks that can't help there self, and don't help folks that will not help there self .. Don't want what other people have! want one just like it .

 

[Frankie]

Good Advise, An oldie, but a goodie...

"When the weather's wet and sticky that's not time for dunkin' _ _ _ _ _ _ ,
but when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for _ _ _ _ _ _ dunkin'.


...you can fill in the blanks, yourselves. ;)

 

[krazykuda]

Confuscious say: Man that goes through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.....

 

[krazykuda]

Light a fire, keep a man warm for the night....


Light a man on fire, and keep him warm for the rest of his life.....

 

[krazykuda]

In god we trust.... All others pay cash....

 

[krazykuda]

You can never choose your face, but you can always pick your nose..... irat:

 

[krazykuda]

It's better to keep quiet and let people think that you are stupid, than to open your mouth and PROVE IT!!!

 

[memike]

It's better to keep quiet and let people think that you are stupid, than to open your mouth and PROVE IT!!!

I have herd this one before , I need to remember this one ..

 

[IfItsGotWheels]

Boy, if you're gonna get in that car, make sure you've got clean underwear.

 

[Coyote Jack]

"There is no such thing as bad beer, just varying degrees of goodness"

This one is my own and I live by it. It helps keep you ulcer free and sane.

If there is absolutely nothing that can be done about it until tomorrow, don't worry about it until then.

Jack