Got a new job as a Walmart greeter

[pittsburghracer]

Looking forward to it.

 

[408 swinger]

Not as bad as I figured it might be. No one to blame but myself for looking.

 

[Mean416]

And the guy said, in reply, "sweetie I ain't here because of your bank account, I'm here for that rear"

 

[blind bat]

My wife told me I don’t have the social skills to be a Walmart greeter. She’s not wrong.

 

[Demonracer]

I'd be like Jeff Dunham's Walter; "Welcome to Walmart get your **** and get out". I don't have the social skills or the patience for 90% of the people in those stores.

 

[harrisonm]

Not as bad as I figured it might be. No one to blame but myself for looking.

Come on. It was @pittsburghracer in the Jokes and Anything Goes. What did you expect. I LOVED it.

 

[diymirage]

My wife told me I don’t have the social skills to be a Walmart greeter. She’s not wrong.

then you are exactly who they need there
for some reason they always hire the geriatrics that have nothing but time and think i want to hear their lives story when i walk in there

 

[Sublime one]

Looking forward to it.

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Thanks PR! We knew it was about time for one of your legendary Walmart posts, you been posting so much manifold and tech stuff it was just time! Hah!

 

[pittsburghracer]

Thanks PR! We knew it was about time for one of your legendary Walmart posts, you been posting so much manifold and tech stuff it was just time! Hah!

What would I do without Walmart. I would probably have to write my own material. Lol

 

[Demonracer]

Yeah, "WalMart" you can't make that s**t up even if you tried. LMAO

 

[barbee6043]

I could greet, the issue would be when they leave, and I would say, stand there b****, I have to check and make sure you did not steal anything!!

 

[missing linc]

I know as soon as I saw one of my friends I would say "what the **** do you want now fuckhead?"

 

[retroron]

I know as soon as I saw one of my friends I would say "what the **** do you want now fuckhead?"

I can see that you have the social skills required.

 

[toolmanmike]

I'd be like Jeff Dunham's Walter; "Welcome to Walmart get your **** and get out". I don't have the social skills or the patience for 90% of the people in those stores.

Wal Martians?