Looking forward to it.
Got a new job as a Walmart greeter
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Not as bad as I figured it might be. No one to blame but myself for looking. 
My wife told me I don’t have the social skills to be a Walmart greeter. She’s not wrong.
I'd be like Jeff Dunham's Walter; "Welcome to Walmart get your **** and get out". I don't have the social skills or the patience for 90% of the people in those stores.
harrisonm
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Come on. It was @pittsburghracer in the Jokes and Anything Goes. What did you expect. I LOVED it.Not as bad as I figured it might be. No one to blame but myself for looking.
diymirage
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then you are exactly who they need there
for some reason they always hire the geriatrics that have nothing but time and think i want to hear their lives story when i walk in there
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Thanks PR! We knew it was about time for one of your legendary Walmart posts, you been posting so much manifold and tech stuff it was just time! Hah!
What would I do without Walmart. I would probably have to write my own material. Lol
Yeah, "WalMart" you can't make that s**t up even if you tried. LMAO
I could greet, the issue would be when they leave, and I would say, stand there b****, I have to check and make sure you did not steal anything!!
I know as soon as I saw one of my friends I would say "what the **** do you want now fuckhead?"
I can see that you have the social skills required.
Wal Martians?
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