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  1. Mark Wainwright

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    I'd toast their arses. A metal patch with some galvanized would be a quick repair. Little bastards
     
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      Due to the financial situation right now, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice
       
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          If everyone stayed home for 2 weeks like they are saying it sure would shorten the life of this virus. Some people are looking about getting together for Easter. Dumbasses...staying home and away from people is the only way to beat this thing. Yeah I went to see my buddy yesterday but we were at least ten feet apart and I didn't touch anything. Just sat outside talking enjoying each others company and the sun
           
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            Sad
             
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            But don't speed up the process either. We have to be smart about it.
             
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              No virus here yet. Had soggy socks today, not due to weather, but power washing. Turned around afterward and cleaned gutters that hadn't been cleaned in years.
              While I condone breaking other people's stuff, I think they did you a favor. Two wheeled models are hard to work with, and plastic is flemsie and in the winter, brittle. Get price a one wheeled metal wonder and show their dad what they did. He needs to pay up.

              Hope you all have a good/ better day today. Stay safe
               
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              • Mark Wainwright

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                Problem is, if you make him pay for it he couldn't get his crack then he'll take it out on someone, either his crack head wife or the kids.
                 
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                  Morning guys. Hope everyone woke up alive this morning.
                   
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                    Morning FOG. Spitting here this morning. We're getting your weather from yesterday I guess
                     
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                    Have yo get a few groceries this morning .
                     
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                      By the way "Happy Hump Day"
                       
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                        Not to bad yet Mark, good morning . We had quit a thunder storm last night,
                         
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                          When I go I go between 7-8 seniors time. Makes a difference I think. At our Walmart they disinfect the carts before anyone uses them, probably the same everywhere. And I used hand gel when I got back into the car. Before I touched the steering wheel then washed washed and washed one I got home.
                           
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                            We may get that later today then. They mentioned hail on the news last night. So far so good.
                             
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                              Our seniors at Zehrs starts @ 8:00 am going now ttyl.
                               
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                                Mornin fellas
                                 
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                                  Morning guys nice day here had a nice walk not a sole in sight.
                                   
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                                    morning guys
                                    i send the wife out shopping today

                                    our local meiers has a special hour between 7-8 on Wednesdays for first repsonders/essential personnel so she went early enough to catch that
                                     
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                                      Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                                      That's nice they do that great idea.
                                       
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                                        and it worked out, she scored a 12 pack of 2 ply, and a 6 pack of ramen noodles
                                         
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                                          LOL Sure is amazing how TP got so popular. All is normal at the local store plenty of paper products.
                                           
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                                            That's where I work, on nights to stay away from customers.
                                             
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                                              My job just sent me a message. As of next Tuesday I am being changed to essential and have to return to work. All of my vacation time I had is being taken away from me. The buses will not be running and are not insured till July when everyone else returns. It is a 2 bay shop and they said only 1 person per bus being worked on. There are 4 of us being put to work Try to practice separation. This is all BS as far as I am concerned. So I have good odds of catching this being that area has over 6,000 infected positive by testing so how many really have it that are not tested? A few hundred dead there in the last couple weeks. I am not happy as you can tell.
                                               
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                                                Don't blame you CF. My son has been working for the city too. Essential never shows on your pay check !
                                                 
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