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  1. missing linc

    missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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    Frequently has visitors who park in the back lane, blocking access to my garage, and has come out screaming obscenities at me when I complain, tries to put his scrap lumber in my garbage bin, has come out screaming at me and calling me a fucking asshole when I'm out in the garage working on my car, etc. Just done with the bullshit, been going on since I moved here 8 years ago. Meanwhile, he has been "renovating" his house since I moved here, and according to other neighbors, for several years before. I wouldn't give a shit about the parking in the lane, their house is on a small cul de sac, just don't block my fucking garage! Apparently they just don't get it.
     
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      Ah so weed is legal in your neck of the woods also ,shitty about your dumb ass neighbor
       
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      • missing linc

        missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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        I got yesterday's bs on my dashcam, plus took a couple pics with my phone. Called the police, they contacted the owner of the house and of the vehicle, gave them both warnings. Wife came over while I was out in the garage last night again, trying to tell me that I can't run my car and that the truck was only there for a few minutes while he picked up something, told her I don't give a shit, I'm done, and that the driver of the truck could easily have pulled into their driveway to pick up whatever it was instead of carrying it out into the lane, can't fix stupid. When the guy left he made point of turning around down the lane and coming at me at a fairly high speed, like he was trying to scare me or some bullshit. Go ahead, hit me, I have it all on video you dumb bastard.
         
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        • Fred Scigliano

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          Yea I'd be pissed for sure might even get a little violent.
           
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            Who ever calls the police first wins .!
             
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                • Mark Wainwright

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                  Are they like that with everyone in the neighbourhood Linc? Next time they park in your driveway block them in. Do you have coverage of him driving the truck at you? If you do call the police. The only other thing I can see you doing is get a Peace Bond. If he breaks that he'll be charged.
                  Seems there's always some asshole out there who wants to raise crap.
                   
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                  • Mark Wainwright

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                    Looks like our Premier backed off some of the restrictions after the police told him they refuse to pull cars over to find out where they are heading so that means I can once again hit the road. Now I just need some good weather, a lot of rain coming.
                    Hopefully I can get the grass cut sometime this week.
                     
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                    • Fred Scigliano

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                      Morning Mark I was gonna go to a car show today but looks like more snow on the way so a stay home day.
                       
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                      • Mark Wainwright

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                        That would have been nice Fred but Mother Nature has different ideas.
                        Sounds like you had a good time with family...wonderful.
                        How long was the flight there?
                        Have you ever taken a picture of your homestead from the air? A lot of people will do that.
                        Looks like sun today woo hoo. Now let me see... cut the grass or go for a drive HMM decisions decisions.
                         
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                        • Fred Scigliano

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                          My grass is still brown. lol
                          I think it was 400 miles about by car but took us about an hour by plane.
                           
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                            Wow... makes a huge difference but costs a lot more but worth it going to see family anyday... That's priceless in my books.
                             
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                              Have a great day fellas
                               
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                              • Fred Scigliano

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                                I think it's about 10 gallons per hour and aviation fuel is about 5 bucks a gallon in major airports and 4 bucks in small airports.
                                Always nice to see the kids, Are you gonna see yours again soon?
                                 
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                                  I guess I should cut the grass again. They say we are going to get inches of snow Tuesday night.
                                   
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                                    Sorry about the snow I tried not to send it your way but it kinda leaked out the back door.
                                     
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                                      That was the whole reason I didnt plant anything. It is still too early in the year.
                                       
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                                      • Fred Scigliano

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                                        Yep good idea were going to be below freezing every night for about 2 weeks or more.
                                         
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                                          Morning guys ! Cf you could be this guy ,lol

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                                          • missing linc

                                            missing linc Loose nut behind the wheel

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                                            Yesterday was 72 and sunny, at the moment we are at 32 and wet snow. WTF!
                                            :BangHead::(
                                             
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                                            • Bodyperson

                                              Bodyperson Pedal to the metal FABO Gold Member

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                                              Gonna see that in a couple hours myself. Got all of the tools under the roof. :BangHead::(
                                               
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                                                Is this yard art? Hah. Ya, that's an a body 8.75 suregrip.

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                                                  It art to the beholder!
                                                   
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