Boy, when you get on a tangent you really stretch it out. lol
Reminds me of the old tale of three guys stranded n starving walking through the countryside... and coming across a house with remnants of what was corn growing in the front yard...
The first man walks up to the door and Knocks...
A pretty middle-aged woman answers the door to which the man says to her..
" please .. food.. I'm starving"
The middle-aged woman says... sure, but tells the man her husband had died a short time ago and that he can have some of her corn.. but only if he can satisfy her. She hadn't been railed in months...
She then lifts her dress and shows her crotch which looks like 12 guage shotgun blast to the side of a deer with blood, maggots and puss oozing out...
The man becomes instantly vomitous, turns around, n runs past the 2 other men barfing...
The two men 'delirious from not eating in days' just shrug and the 2nd man walks up and knocks on the door..
The woman tells him same story n shows him her rotting smegma erupting hole..
He does just like the 1st guy and almost chokes on his own vomit, running off the porch.
Now the 3rd man approached...same story.....she shows him...and the sight is so disgusting that he looks away and barfs a little into the back his throat choking it back down...while gaining his composure...as he did...he spied a basket of corn cobs inside near the couch. The man gets an idea and says.. "you got a deal".
He walls inside and lays her on the couch...tells her "close your eyes baby.." as she does... he reaches over grabbing ear after ear of corn from the basket.. and just fast furiously full throttles the woman to multiple maggoty slime squirting orgasms...one after the other... throwing the corn cobs out the nearby window. Afterward the woman sighed with relief and told the man she'd make him a steak dinner and all the corn he wanted... though he was kinda turned off by corn at this point ..he said "thank you" ate and left..
When he walked out the door... he seen the two other men crouched near the window he earlier through the corn cobs out eating 'something'. When he asks what they're doing...they laugh and say to him..
" poor you..while you were in there having to sacrifice your weiner to that rancid maggot hole.. we found all these delicious corn cobs just piled by this window..."
Fin.