Manufacture Names vs Letter Meaning

[jaimus]

Anybody got any Fav's,....Example: MoPar= More Places at Races,...BMW=Bring Money Weekly,....SAAB= Something an ***---e Buys.(for my buddy who is a SAAB and Rover Faithful...)

 

[jaimus]

Fiat=Fix It Again Tomorrow...

 

[RedFish]

From my uncle Charlie when I was a kid...
NABISCO = Nasty Biscuit Company.
He worked for one of their competitors.

 

[flyguy]

Fix It Again Tony, according to King of the Hill

 

[pettybludart]

Move
Over
People
Are
Racing

MOPAR!:toothy10:

 

[jaimus]

AT&T= Another Texas Tragedy...

 

[85glht]

IROC: Italian Retard Out Cruising

 

[dartman1965]

For KTM motorcycles......Kick that mother

 

[super scamp 340]

Ford /// Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily.

 

[bigall]

Massively Over Powered Ashphalt Ripper.

 

[bigall]

Move Over Pacer Approaching Rapidly.

 

[bigall]

Fix On Race Day,Fix Or Repair Daily.

 

[mjs69gts]

move over passing a rat

 

[cannucky]

f@#$%d over redesigned dodge

 

[cannucky]

removed for being in bad taste -Pontiac

 

[4fortyDemon]

Ford-flip over -read directions
- for old retired dude
- fork over repair dough
-Fraternal order of retired Desotos
- found our rusty dogsled
BACKWARDS- Driver returns on foot

 

[4fortyDemon]

Pinto- Put in nickle to operate
-Put in new transmission often
-Pushed in neutral too often

 

[4fortyDemon]

Honda- Honest officer nobody drank anything
-How odd-no damn acceleration
- Hand over dollars to asians

 

[4fortyDemon]

Plymouth- Pleaase leave your money out under the hood
Pontiac- Plenty of noises that irritate and clunk
-Plan on numerous trips in another car
Oldsmobile- overpriced,leisurely driven,sedan made of Buicks irregular leftover equipment

 

[4fortyDemon]

Kia- Kick It Again
- Korean Industial Accident
Audi- A used Dodge incognito
-Automobile under DEMONic influence
BMW- Big Mormon wagon
-Barely moving wreck
-Broke my wallet
-Bavarian Meat Wagon
-Bought My Wife

 

[4fortyDemon]

Ford- Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Acura- Another crummy useless rotton auto

AMC- Automotive mental cruelty
- All makes combined

Chevrolet- Constantly having every vehicle recalled over lousy engineering technique
Edsel- Every day something else leaks

Fiat- Found in a trench (my son likes- "found in a toilet")
- Feeble Italian attempt at transportation

Camaro- Can a mechanic actually repair one?

Buick-Big ugly indestructable car killer

 

[4fortyDemon]

Geo- Good engineering overlooked


GTO- Gas, tires oil
- Get tools out
-Get to onramp

I have a whole board in my shop of all these that I collected over time...I'm not that smart to have all of 'em in my head! Enjoy!

 

[moparmat2000]

how about
ford haters F********D on a raw deal

ford lovers first on race day

chevy can hear every valve yell

for mopar haters my old pig aint running
mostly old parts and rust

for mopar lovers move over plymouth approaching rapidly

IROC I reek of cologne
italian retard out cruisin

dont ***** if ur italian on the last one, so am i.

 

[hemitheus]

Chevrolet = Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

and one I made up on my own..

CORVETTE = Compensation Of Rampant Viagra Eaters Trying To Erect.

 

[67GTConvert]

Fiat - found in Armenian trash can

Ford - F@%#ed over rusted debris

Pontiac - poor old n------ thought it was a Cadillac