Men prefer looks to brains because most men see better than they think...
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What can you immediately tell about the guys down at the gym who parade around showing off their perfect bodies?
They're unemployed...
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them...
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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything...
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
It's unknown, because it's never happened....
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How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
Wear perfume that smells like beer...
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
Everything men know about women...
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How can you be sure that a man is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one...
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What can you immediately tell about the guys down at the gym who parade around showing off their perfect bodies?
They're unemployed...
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them...
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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything...
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
It's unknown, because it's never happened....
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How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
Wear perfume that smells like beer...
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
Everything men know about women...
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How can you be sure that a man is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one...
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