Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy
marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by
taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself
as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'
Artie explained to the husband that his going price for
snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that
he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect
his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid
at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,
displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept
the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the
local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the
produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his
gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last
breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie
had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as
well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the
store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the
store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie
revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual
financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was
also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared....
(Drum roll.......)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by
taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself
as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'
Artie explained to the husband that his going price for
snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that
he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect
his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid
at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet,
displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept
the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the
local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the
produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his
gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last
breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie
had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as
well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the
store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the
store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie
revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual
financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was
also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared....
(Drum roll.......)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
