My 5 year old made me pee my pants.

[DaveBonds]

Xander:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me:

Why?

Xander:

Because he had no friends.

 

[Abodybomber]

A comedian in training, Dave.... Good to see you.

 

[TrailBeast]

Nevermind, it won't play on the page.

 

[DaveBonds]

???

 

[MILO]

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?

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Because she wanted to lay it on the line

 

[805moparkid]

i thought you were going to say he wants the dubstep!

 

[4spdcuda66]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK-xqaCiECA"]The Last Scout Boy (Why did Mr Milo cross the road - YouTube[/ame]

 

[daliant]

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