needsaresto
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That's why I don't have a wife! :cheers:
Wylde1.
As much as I like to complain about my wife she is really a good person....
That's why I don't have a wife! :cheers:
Wylde1.
no, no no...i want to know what to do to make them smell worse....here she comes, gotta go....Are you married to my wife?
Dont worry it's not you thats confused...
Papaya enzyme will help. You will still fart,just wont smell.
no, no no...i want to know what to do to make them smell worse....here she comes, gotta go....
The term "for better or for worse" sticks in my mind for some long ago reason. My puppy let's those silent ones go every once and while and they'll make your eyes water, I swear, then the wife blames me. That was until the other night when he let one fly while sitting on her knee and damn near killed her.:-D:-D:-D
no, no no...i want to know what to do to make them smell worse....here she comes, gotta go....
The term "for better or for worse" sticks in my mind for some long ago reason. My puppy let's those silent ones go every once and while and they'll make your eyes water, I swear, then the wife blames me. That was until the other night when he let one fly while sitting on her knee and damn near killed her.:-D:-D:-D
I made my wife gag to the point of nearly vomiting on night while in bed. She had her head under the covers and just couldn't resist it. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. We had homemade chili that night.no, no no...i want to know what to do to make them smell worse....here she comes, gotta go....
Deny it...Just say it was the A-hole behind you.
:bootysha:
a former co-worker of mine, Paw, managed to make his wife puke twice. But Paw could bring a tear to just about anybodies eye. Sure do miss that guy. He would often pin another co-worker into a small confined area and just assualt him. Paw was proud, used to like going to get something to eat in places that had hard chairs and just bark them out, and then blame his grand kids....I made my wife gag to the point of nearly vomiting on night while in bed. She had her head under the covers and just couldn't resist it. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. We had homemade chili that night.
Less inkjunkie :cheers: have your wife try beeno or something like that :read2: It helps and it is at your grocery store where the been's came from :happy10:
Reminds me of a joke...:fart:
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he sh!ts on you!
Hey Dreno, I read your comment to Ernie, my wife. She wants to know if you enjoy your own stench? How about your wife, does she enjoy your stench??
it did not come across the wrong way, not at all. she was just wondering if you or your wife enjoys the aromas?? Ernie claims she does not, but I think she really does and just is afraid to admit to it....when i first met Ernie she would make me chorizo/egg burros for lunch, and when mixed with diet pepsi the ride to work in the little ranger we had at the time was always an event...Not too sure what you mean.The comment was not directed at your wife,it was a simple comment to maybe add to the humor of the thread.I'm sorry if it came across the wrong way.