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maybe somebody can help me out here. she gets made at me for farting, she even has designated "fart free" areas then she makes a crock pot full of beans???? i don't get it......
 
beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel Bean beans for every meal :cheers:

Let them set in a bowl of water over night in the fridge before cooking them seems to help 8)
 
memike said:
beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel Bean beans for every meal :cheers:

Let them set in a bowl of water over night in the fridge before cooking them seems to help 8)
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seems to help in which way, more or less gas???
 
DRENO said:
I allways thought farting was part of the conversation.:fart:
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Hey Dreno, I read your comment to Ernie, my wife. She wants to know if you enjoy your own stench? How about your wife, does she enjoy your stench??
 
inkjunkie said:
seems to help in which way, more or less gas???
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Less inkjunkie :cheers: have your wife try beeno or something like that :read2: It helps and it is at your grocery store where the been's came from :happy10:
 
memike said:
Less inkjunkie :cheers: have your wife try beeno or something like that :read2: It helps and it is at your grocery store where the been's came from :happy10:
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and the purpose for this would be??? not to long ago i even scared one of dogs while he was sleeping...
 
DRENO said:
I allways thought farting was part of the conversation.:fart:
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lmao :toothy10: I would rather fart and waist it then burp and taste it :toothy10: or is it the other way around #-o

I do know it is healthy to get all the gas out :read2: Not good to keep it in :cheers:
 
inkjunkie said:
and the purpose for this would be??? not to long ago i even scared one of dogs while he was sleeping...
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I will look it up inkjunkie, It absorbs gas and all you have to do is put it in your beans when they are cooked so you don't pass gas 8)
 
The term "for better or for worse" sticks in my mind for some long ago reason. My puppy let's those silent ones go every once and while and they'll make your eyes water, I swear, then the wife blames me. That was until the other night when he let one fly while sitting on her knee and damn near killed her.:-D:-D:-D
 
I'm my house, we refer to it as "butt thunder" rather than fart. Sometimes a cute name for what a spouse considers a less than good trait helps soften
it effects, smells not included
 
inkjunkie said:
maybe somebody can help me out here. she gets made at me for farting, she even has designated "fart free" areas then she makes a crock pot full of beans???? i don't get it......
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Are you married to my wife?

Dont worry it's not you thats confused...

Papaya enzyme will help. You will still fart,just wont smell.
 
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