lugnut1962
Banned
Was working evenings for a long time. Would get home about 9:30pm everynight. My three dogs would meet me at the door...tails wagging, needing attention, trying to get closer than the other dogs. and I love my boys...so I'm all...good boys...good dogs....petting, scratching...you know.
My wife has usually fallen asleep on the couch (after her long hard day...I understand) but she would put up a hand and offer a little "hello".
One night she perks up and says.....jeezzz...when you get home you pay more attention the the dogs than you do to me......hmmmm.....only thinking for a second, the answer hit me.
I told her....sweetheart, when I get home, and "YOU" meet me at the door, wiggling your little tail and sticking your face in my crotch, you'll get the attention!
True story....and I'm still sleeping with them...sigh....
My wife has usually fallen asleep on the couch (after her long hard day...I understand) but she would put up a hand and offer a little "hello".
One night she perks up and says.....jeezzz...when you get home you pay more attention the the dogs than you do to me......hmmmm.....only thinking for a second, the answer hit me.
I told her....sweetheart, when I get home, and "YOU" meet me at the door, wiggling your little tail and sticking your face in my crotch, you'll get the attention!
True story....and I'm still sleeping with them...sigh....