New Restaurant on the Moon

[harrisonm]

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is really good, but it has no atmosphere.

 

[Unconventional]

Where is the "shaking my head in disbelief" button?

 

[emsvitil]

And only 1/6 the normal weight gain.

 

[diymirage]

they only serve one kind of pie for desert

 

[Dartnut]

I heard the food there is out of this world.........

 

[spl440]

I thought they went out of business, haven't had a customer in years.

 

[fratzog lover]

they only serve one kind of pie for desert

The one in the sky?

 

[zkx14]

If the moon is made of cheese, would that be like eating dirt in that restaurant?

 

[Unconventional]

 

[Dartnut]

The one in the sky?

I think he meant ''Moon Pies''.

 

[fratzog lover]

I think he meant ''Moon Pies''.

Dang, it's early. I thought Pie in the Sky. And I love Moon Pies with a big glass of milk.

 

[Dicer]

I never have eaten there before but was told the food is, “out of this world”! Breakfast eggs are always sunny side up, and served with a large chilled glass of Tang. Plenty of seating of Uranus for your viewing pleasure while dinning. And for dessert, the Mars bar concrete mixer, it will leave you gasping for air. And before you leave buy a copy of the, “Ferengi Book of Acquisition”. lol.

 

[MopaR&D]

I hear they have all-natural organic Aluminum Oxide all over the place...

 

[MileHighDart]

The prices are reasonable too, but the cost of getting there is astronomical!

 

[AJ/FormS]

Where do you plug in the pizza-ovens and beer-chillers?
I guess they'll need artificial grav. in the bathhouses...... and maybe stirrups in the outhouses.

 

[69conv]

I wanna play a round of golf there!

 

[famous bob]

The one in the sky?

MOON PIE !

 

[ragtopfury]

It's a cheesy place. I'd stay away.

 

[Mopar-Mitch]

Dang, it's early. I thought Pie in the Sky. And I love Moon Pies with a big glass of milk.

I like mine wit a RC cola.