Ohhhhh my. Warning, don’t look

[AJ/FormS]

for like three days,lol

 

[pittsburghracer]

Just think, some lucky bat-turd is taking that home to meet Momma.

 

[AJ/FormS]

Not for the biggest dowry in history.

 

[diymirage]

Not for the biggest dowry in history.

Ima guess her dowry would consist of food stamps and a bama phone

 

[AJ/FormS]

Hyup; looks like the treadmill is getting dustier by the second, and there are more clothes hanging on it than what are in the closet.
You know I just had a thought;
If I got to the point, where I needed help to
roll outta bed in the morning, and help to
put my underwear on, and needed
a special toilet;
Well, long before then, redflags and blow-horns would be speaking to me. shouting and screaming even.
I think I just figured out why Dad installed a Bidet into their private bathroom. Hyup. Mum was getting pretty round before she died.

 

[emsvitil]

Expandable clothes, what will they think of next........

 

[Max1196]

@AJ/FormS , Do you have any gear ratio suggestion for this one? Does this require an overdrive or just stick with an automatic with a looser convertor?

 

[pittsburghracer]

@AJ/FormS , Do you have any gear ratio suggestion for this one? Does this require an overdrive or just stick with an automatic with a looser convertor?

hey are you trying to ruin my post about this beautiful girl. Lol

 

[AJ/FormS]

@AJ/FormS , Do you have any gear ratio suggestion for this one? Does this require an overdrive or just stick with an automatic with a looser convertor?

I'd like to talk about the definition of horsepower; but I might get into trouble. My wife says I have a terrible sense of humor, so I have to pull back on the reins some....

 

[RustyRatRod]

Roll her over in flour to find the wet spot.

 

[harrisonm]

You've got to give her credit for being confident enough to wear it. Some people are happy with the way they look, and aren't going to worry about what others think.

 

[Ahoey]

You've got to give her credit for being confident enough to wear it. Some people are happy with the way they look, and aren't going to worry about what others think.

This is true. Some like it hot some like it cold some like it in pot 9 days old. I’m just not a one push and ride the wave guy

 

[MiradaMegaCab]

BenDrinkin would hit that!! Lol
A couple of drinks, some baby oil, a couple more drinks, a slip and slide ride!

 

[Ahoey]

BenDrinkin would hit that!! Lol
A couple of drinks, some baby oil, a couple more drinks, a slip and slide ride!

You mean a two bagger one over hers one over yours in case hers falls off

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Roll her over in flour to find the wet spot.

Or baking soda and look and listen for the fizzle

 

[Mark Wainwright]

You've got to give her credit for being confident enough to wear it. Some people are happy with the way they look, and aren't going to worry about what others think.

Let me think about it...NOPE

 

[Mark Wainwright]

You mean a two bagger one over hers one over yours in case hers falls off

And if she's laying on your arm asleep you knaw your arm off so as not to wake her

 

[Ahoey]

And if she's laying on your arm asleep you knaw your arm off so as not to wake her

If she’s laying on your arm chances are you won’t have to, death by suffocation they say is peaceful

 

[Ahoey]

I’m not going to open it. But in the ads on A Bodies WTF is a magic poop. Do you say hocus pocus and you don’t have to wipe. Or does it pull a rabbit out of a hat or what

 

[RustyRatRod]

If she was wearin yellow, three dudes would jump in her thinkin she was a taxi cab.

 

[MiradaMegaCab]

 

[diymirage]

Nice viper

 

[pittsburghracer]

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Does this outfit make my bottom look big.

 

[Treblig]

Nice viper

"Viper", Cougar", they'll come no matter what you call them!!!