I guy goes up to buy a movie ticket with a chicken on his shoulder. And asks for two tickets. The girl asks who the second ticket is for and he says why my pet chicken of course. She tells him sorry no animals allowed.
So he goes around the block stuffs the chicken in his pants returns and buys one ticket.
After a short time the chicken gets restlessand he figures its dark no one will notice unzips and the chicken pokes his head out.
Next to him are two women the one closest sees it and nudges her friend.
Mary the man next to me just unzipped his pants she whispers
Big deal she says its not like you havent seen one before.
She replies true.
But this one is eating my popcorn.
So he goes around the block stuffs the chicken in his pants returns and buys one ticket.
After a short time the chicken gets restlessand he figures its dark no one will notice unzips and the chicken pokes his head out.
Next to him are two women the one closest sees it and nudges her friend.
Mary the man next to me just unzipped his pants she whispers
Big deal she says its not like you havent seen one before.
She replies true.
But this one is eating my popcorn.
