This is TRUE
One time I'm standin' in my living room talkin' to a friend. I look down at my little table, and there's the cell holster only it's EMPTY
So I'm lookin' 'round, and I go "DAMN."
"Whattza matter?"
"Here's my cell holster, but I can't find my phone."
"How many do'ya need, yer talkin' ta me on ONE of em!!!!???"
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One day I spent several minutes lookin' fer my glasses while I was LOOKING THROUGH THEM
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One other day I spent several minutes looking for my 4 - in - 1 screwdriver and I was CARRYING IT IN MY HAND