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<-------This is where you always are.

-------->This is where your wife always is.
aint that the truth......especially post-child birth, dang. I thought my drill sgts were anal. My wife after child birth, everything better be dress right dress or else....
 

Got one set of the small arms done, years of floor crud on them. I actually had to pressure wash the shop floor to get the hyd oil out so what the hell, shut the breaker off and went to town on the lift, prob take a month for everything to dry, and of course Stan came over and changed the oil almost in his jeep and made a mess in there again!

The crud is what's holding it together.
 
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with me Now that's scary there! I prob have your DNA!
 
HOTDOG!!!! OFFICIALLY A LAND OWNER!! finally got all the paperwork thru the county clerks and assessors offices. (2 yrs of work)
 
got a cazll from a really sexy female voice today! Actually got a response to what are you wearing? light blue mini skirt and a tank top was the reply. then she asked what was I wearing? Told her I was commando at the moment with a draw string got a minute? Then asked for the wife. One of the Sr. VP of BB&T. Hell she called me! **** them Vonage records it all! Maybe just maybe I possibly crossed the line?
 
got a cazll from a really sexy female voice today! Actually got a response to what are you wearing? light blue mini skirt and a tank top was the reply. then she asked what was I wearing? Told her I was commando at the moment with a draw string got a minute? Then asked for the wife. One of the Sr. VP of BB&T. Hell she called me! **** them Vonage records it all! Maybe just maybe I possibly crossed the line?

Theres a line that can be crossed? He'll if you call me or knock at my door. You get what you deserve. Damn geehovas I think they finally got the message a few years back and I'm on their do not knock on this door list.
 
Theres a line that can be crossed? He'll if you call me or knock at my door. You get what you deserve. Damn geehovas I think they finally got the message a few years back and I'm on their do not knock on this door list.
My wife found a way to deal with the religious door knockers back when we were in Cincinnati. She answered the door one evening and when they said "We are here to deliver a personal message from God" she looked at them with a deadpan face and said "We worship Satan and practice cannibalism. If you come inside we'd love to have you for dinner."

They just stared back for a few minutes and she never blinked. They finally just walked away without saying another word. We never had another one knock on our door again.
 
My wife found a way to deal with the religious door knockers back when we were in Cincinnati. She answered the door one evening and when they said "We are here to deliver a personal message from God" she looked at them with a deadpan face and said "We worship Satan and practice cannibalism. If you come inside we'd love to have you for dinner."

LOL. Similar to my last experience. They opened the conversation with how do I feel about drug dealing and prostitution, so in a rather stern voice I responded. How I run my business to feed my family should be no concern of there's.
 
My wife found a way to deal with the religious door knockers back when we were in Cincinnati. She answered the door one evening and when they said "We are here to deliver a personal message from God" she looked at them with a deadpan face and said "We worship Satan and practice cannibalism. If you come inside we'd love to have you for dinner."

They just stared back for a few minutes and she never blinked. They finally just walked away without saying another word. We never had another one knock on our door again.
We get them around here couple times a year. Got any good recipes?:lol:
 
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