Stop in for a cup of coffee

[krazykuda]

I'm thinking of getting some new ink.
Just can't decide what.. no car stuff.

Ink on the dink?

A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his *****....​

So when he's hard it says "Wendy," but when it's soft it just says, "W Y."

So they get married and go to Jamaica on their honeymoon. They're dancing in the club and drinking and having a good time when inevitably the man has to go to the bathroom.

He's standing at the urinal and notices a big tall jamaican guy next to him has "W Y" tattooed on his *****.

The newlywed says, "Excuse me, but I noticed you have "W Y" on your *****.

The Jamaican replies, "Ya mon. I see you have it too.. Tell me mon, what does yours say when it's hard?"

The man says proudly, "When mine's hard, it says 'Wendy'. What does yours say?"

The jamaican says, "Ah Mon, when mine is hard it says 'Welcome to the island of Jamaica, Have a nice day!"

 

[toolmanmike]

A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his *****....​

So when he's hard it says "Wendy," but when it's soft it just says, "W Y."

So they get married and go to Jamaica on their honeymoon. They're dancing in the club and drinking and having a good time when inevitably the man has to go to the bathroom.

He's standing at the urinal and notices a big tall jamaican guy next to him has "W Y" tattooed on his *****.

The newlywed says, "Excuse me, but I noticed you have "W Y" on your *****.

The Jamaican replies, "Ya mon. I see you have it too.. Tell me mon, what does yours say when it's hard?"

The man says proudly, "When mine's hard, it says 'Wendy'. What does yours say?"

The jamaican says, "Ah Mon, when mine is hard it says 'Welcome to the island of Jamaica, Have a nice day!"

 

[FISHYPETE]

It’s a tough road to travel, I lost my wife to the demons

All you can do is try to help people and put them on the right path.
Helped a few lost a few.

 

[Unconventional]

A man gets his fiance, Wendy's name tattooed on his *****....​

So when he's hard it says "Wendy," but when it's soft it just says, "W Y."

So they get married and go to Jamaica on their honeymoon. They're dancing in the club and drinking and having a good time when inevitably the man has to go to the bathroom.

He's standing at the urinal and notices a big tall jamaican guy next to him has "W Y" tattooed on his *****.

The newlywed says, "Excuse me, but I noticed you have "W Y" on your *****.

The Jamaican replies, "Ya mon. I see you have it too.. Tell me mon, what does yours say when it's hard?"

The man says proudly, "When mine's hard, it says 'Wendy'. What does yours say?"

The jamaican says, "Ah Mon, when mine is hard it says 'Welcome to the island of Jamaica, Have a nice day!"

 

[krazykuda]

I did find a "you don't have to disassemble to move" video where a guy put the whole thing on a trailer, driving down the road with all four feet about 1 inch off the ground, holy smokes!!!!

 

[krazykuda]

I'm surfing the webs looking for what it takes to disassemble a lift, buyer will figure it out and he took the book yesterday, may be as simple as reversing assembly but I was thinking about air locks etc., hope it's not too bad for him. I did build it by myself and he'll have a buddy.

Make sure the instructions are clear...

 

[Unconventional]

Make sure the instructions are clear...

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[krazykuda]

Caution: measurement may appear larger than actual depending on weather conditions

 

[krazykuda]

With all the prison ink you have seen.?

 

[krazykuda]

Ink on the dink?

Have .that lol. No something more personal I'm thinking.

Nurses find it funny.

I can't imagine what the Tattoo artist was thinking? I would have to put 3 pairs of gloves on.....if even then

 

[krazykuda]

One of the guys we used to make fun of had "I wish the M....F...er would" across his forehead

I knew a guy in college that had a tattoo on his lower lip, he would ask if you read lips, then roll it over and it said, "**** Off"...

 

[krazykuda]

Zero on my body, Mike no do ink , who knows, i might be asked to do a center fold

Good morning, so how was the family gathering for Margareta's last night, did they drain your plastic as much as you thought?

 

[toolmanmike]

I'm not a big tatoo fan but the one my nephew got is pretty cool. He works at Deere so this is pretty fitting.

 

[krazykuda]

“Walk a Mile in His Moccasins”

I ran a mile this morning...

Finally I said, "Lady, just keep your purse"...

 

[krazykuda]

I saw one, was a lady's only tho. It was a Tweety Bird pushing a manual lawn mower, headed for a patch of grass with an "oh crap" look on it's face. I found that one amusing but cannot post

 

[dukeboy440]

@Sublime one have any ideas for a wall display of a Marlin 1895 in 45-70? Google search isn’t impressing me

 

[Unconventional]

@Sublime one have any ideas for a wall display of a Marlin 1895 in 45-70? Google search isn’t impressing me

A coworker had one of those 1895s. I had to shoot it . I took it up to the quarry after work. Those big projectiles sure pissed off a bunch of Swallows on the rock wall on the far side of the quarry as their little mud nests exploded

 

[Unconventional]

Holy Smokes! The weather guessers have changed their guesses since last I looked. From low temp to high, it will change 40°. It's 41° right now

 

[Unconventional]

Holy Smokes! The weather guessers have changed their guesses since last I looked. From low temp to high, it will change 40°. It's 41° right now

If this guess comes to pass, it will be hotter here than the guess for Death Valley

 

[jaws]

Good morning.................

Morning everyone.

 

[memike]

Does the speedway in Atlanta have lights? The weather radar is showing some showers in the area. Could turn into another night race like Daytona

Yes, I do believe so, thanks for the update

I'm not a big tatoo fan but the one my nephew got is pretty cool. He works at Deere so this is pretty fitting.

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A mechanic or engineer at J Deere that holds a job, shows up each day and keeps at it is a wounder, they work hard and glad to see he is doing good by the looks of that tat

Holy Smokes! The weather guessers have changed their guesses since last I looked. From low temp to high, it will change 40°. It's 41° right now

Same here, I like that kind of change

 

[memike]

Morning everyone.

Good morning Jaws, it's a beautiful morning here on the hill, hope it's a dandy there for you

 

[dukeboy440]

A coworker had one of those 1895s. I had to shoot it . I took it up to the quarry after work. Those big projectiles sure pissed off a bunch of Swallows on the rock wall on the far side of the quarry as their little mud nests exploded

This one is a tribute one, collector piece never fired

 

[jaws]

Low 60s here today, Mike.

 

[memike]

Low 60s here today, Mike.

Today's high 50, tomorrow 60, Tuesday 70