Stop in for a cup of coffee

[zkx14]

Fried up a bunch of cabbage, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños and sausage in some bacon grease for dinner last night.. delicious, but I'm paying for it now!

swap in some eggs instead of cabbage and I'll take some now

 

[dukeboy440]

buy new sheets

Auto type.... supposed to be **** lol

 

[halifaxhops]

Coffee is good here this morning.

 

[halifaxhops]

Ben Never ever trust a fart especially today!

 

[ScampMike]

Jalapeño ***!

so you think Ray has a hot ***....

 

[halifaxhops]

I do, Ben thanks for noticing!

 

[ScampMike]

yeah - but would he hit it!??

 

[zkx14]

so you think Ray has a hot ***....

He will if he leaves that new 'chair' of his out in the sun.

 

[halifaxhops]

Yup it will be a hot seat on the porch! Actually have some headliner bows might make a "top" for it!

 

[halifaxhops]

yeah - but would he hit it!??

He can look but not touch, kind of like looking at a hot chick and the wife is with you.

 

[ScampMike]

He can look but not touch, kind of like looking at a hot chick and the wife is with you.

this scenario I know...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

swap in some eggs instead of cabbage and I'll take some now

I think I'll crisp up the leftovers and throw em in an omelet. .

 

[halifaxhops]

Figured we can all relate ro it. Some times mine points them out for me. Saying "I used to look like that" My replies sometimes not so good.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

He can look but not touch, kind of like looking at a hot chick and the wife is with you.

I never learned that one...

 

[halifaxhops]

We kind of figured that.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Figured we can all relate ro it. Some times mine points them out for me. Saying "I used to look like that" My replies sometimes not so good.

Mine certainly wouldn't make a comment like that. My mouth has no filter on an occasion like that..

 

[MOPARMITCH]

Ok guys... Headed out to the shop to do an oil change on Wifeys car....

 

[halifaxhops]

It does put you in a bind, I usually say yes you did!

 

[ScampMike]

Figured we can all relate ro it. Some times mine points them out for me. Saying "I used to look like that" My replies sometimes not so good.

sometimes I take the bait - usually though, I do not...

 

[ScampMike]

Mine certainly wouldn't make a comment like that. My mouth has no filter on an occasion like that..

shocking

 

[halifaxhops]

There is no good reply just like does this make me look fat! I usually say ask Dannie.

 

[ScampMike]

It does put you in a bind, I usually say yes you did!

even that is the wrong answer though...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

It does put you in a bind, I usually say yes you did!

Wife saw me look a little too long at a woman in the store and said "you like that?"... i responded with, "you know i could never be happy with something that thin and attractive".. not my finest hour...

 

[halifaxhops]

Whats the one thing you were asked and really did not want to answer?
That could be a funny thread right there.

 

[ScampMike]

There is no good reply just like does this make me look fat! I usually say ask Dannie.

never say yes or no - more like "well, I don't really like those pants so.."