Stop in for a cup of coffee

[halifaxhops]

Where do you guys come up with this stuff? Holy crap is that funny....I have to get moving. This thread becomes as addictive as drugs.

Once you get crack you never go back!

Have a good one and give me a ring if you need me tomorrow.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Well.. Good morning folks. Overslept and gotta take a ride this AM. So, no time to backread, but must be a fun morning.
Fat kid report- 228.0. Only .2 loss is still a loss...

That's the right direction. Keep it going..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I like how her legs make an *** of themselves.... Giggity, giggity...

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That's a nice turd-cutter right there..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Once you get crack you never go back!

Have a good one and give me a ring if you need me tomorrow.

I like crack...

 

[halifaxhops]

Ever notice married sex is like a turd? Starts small reaches the full monte then tapers off to nothing then gets pinched off.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Ever notice married sex is like a turd? Starts small reaches the full monte then tapers off to nothing then gets pinched off.

The truth.... why is a bride so happy on her wedding day? She knows she's given her last beej...

 

[krazykuda]

Ever notice married sex is like a turd? Starts small reaches the full monte then tapers off to nothing then gets pinched off.

When you first get married, you have house sex, where you go at it anywhere in the house...

Then you graduate to bedroom sex, where you only do it in the bedroom...

Then after a while, you start having hall sex, where you pass each other in the hall and say, "F*ck you!!!" :finga: :finga: :finga:

 

[halifaxhops]

Oh crap that's funny. Hey is it Monday all over again?

 

[ScampMike]

morning all - weighing in @ 227 this morning.. :cheers: - surprised the hell outta me really.. haven't exactly stuck to the diet the wife has me on..

 

[krazykuda]

The truth.... why is a bride so happy on her wedding day? She knows she's given her last beej...

They found a food that negates a women's sex drive...

Wedding cake....

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Oh crap that's funny. Hey is it Monday all over again?

Hell, it's the weekend. We get a pass for whatever we do today.. *** on!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

morning all - weighing in @ 227 this morning.. :cheers: - surprised the hell outta me really.. haven't exactly stuck to the diet the wife has me on..

Morning Mike. And welcome to the house of ***!

 

[halifaxhops]

So what does renewing your vows do then?

 

[halifaxhops]

morning all - weighing in @ 227 this morning.. :cheers: - surprised the hell outta me really.. haven't exactly stuck to the diet the wife has me on..

I thought you started at 185?

 

[krazykuda]

So what does renewing your vows do then?

It pad locks that thing shut.... :violent2:

 

[Ben Drinkin]

So what does renewing your vows do then?

I'm guessing it like a refi on your house. Your payments change, but it's still the same house...

 

[krazykuda]

I thought you started at 185?

No, he was 235, then 231....

 

[Ben Drinkin]

No, he was 235, then 231....

M3 is making a move...

 

[halifaxhops]

Now for something completely different!

 

[krazykuda]

I just found out that I've been weighing myself all wrong.... #-o

Here's how we should be weighing in... :evil3:

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[halifaxhops]

M3 is making a move...

Dancia will hit him in a curve!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Dancia will hit him in a curve!

I sure wouldn't want to ride in a car with her, but I'd squeze her ***..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Now for something completely different!

Dude! That's messed up. Nuts and ***...

 

[halifaxhops]

Karl you have any junk afb around? Looking for jets and rods and pump nozzles.

 

[halifaxhops]

Dude! That's messed up. Nuts and ***...

See what happens when you type *** in google and then hit the I am feeling lucky tab!