You seem informed. Granny stalker fetish?
My balls are so big they are self containe flotation devices, no implants either! Jade west watch out here I cum! Again/////
hooooooolyyyyyyyy smokes... took me a while to read all that... awesome!

They shouldn't float, they are supposed to be stones. Ballast to keep you from falling over, that's why they keep getting closer to your knees as you get older...nature's way of keeping you from breaking a hip when you're 80.
what the heck is a sockperve?
Kinda like a sock monkey but it peeps under bathroom stall doors.
Scamp mike and the sock puppet.
Mike:. Are you ready?
Sock: Oh no not again!
Please not the coc///again/ What did I do except go in the wash and become clean and smooth again?
Do your balls hang low do they wobble too and fro. Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow.
holy crap - I haven't heard that ditty in years!! too funny
Pots filled with decaf. I think we had enough jungle juice. For the moment.