ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
of course, I have noticed that SOME people put the innuendo in there intentionally... present company excluded of course... LOL
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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It was tempting to post: " I have one, but you may have to clean some white powder off of it..."
On that note, how about some Eric Clapton...
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
I had a nice one, but I let Chris use it and now it's cracked...It was tempting to post: " I have one, but you may have to clean some white powder off of it..."
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
RALF!! you stop that - - moi? ...what!?
I had a nice one, but I let Chris use it and now it's cracked...
"cracked", "mirror" --> nice pun
Mirror as in cocaine...
Crack as in cocaine...
"Cracked mirror..."
Yuk, yuk, yuk.....
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
AND I got in a shot at Chris!! haaaaat trick!
While we're on the subject of two word jokes, I have another one:
Dwarf shortage....
Dwarf shortage....
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
too easy - - more fun to toss verbal shots.. so easy to get a rise outta him too...Nice...
Give him one of these....
- though he has smartened up a little recently - getting to be a real fart smeller that lad...
too easy - - more fun to toss verbal shots.. so easy to get a rise outta him too...
Catch him when he has weak moments...
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
soo.... awake...
too easy - - more fun to toss verbal shots.. so easy to get a rise outta him too...
I didn't mean
at him literally, just figuratively... The verbal , or as some call it "the jab".... 
GeorgeH
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ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
yea yea - ya'all jammed me up pretty good yesterday - - while I wasn't here to defend myself!Masterbaiter! lol nuff said!
Masterbaiter! lol nuff said!
I was going to mention that, but held back... (bit my tongue
).Good rebound....
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
hey - kinda like what we're doing to Chris right now.... huh, go figure...
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
it's about time you found SOME use for it..(bit my tongue
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
you gum flappin' pickle licker
That's cause we weren't here when you left the door open...
So we shut it when we returned...
We had to close the door, so dad wouldn't yell that the door is wide open and the A/C is on, running up the electric bill.... "Shut the door, do we look like the power company?"
And we don't want any strangers wandering in...
you gum flappin' pickle licker
I knew a girl like that....
Boy, could she lick a pickle....
(It was the only way to get her to shut up...)
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
ah yes, 15 minutes of silence..I knew a girl like that....
Boy, could she lick a pickle....
(It was the only way to get her to shut up...)
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