Stop in for a cup of coffee

[Ben Drinkin]

piss (somehow I doubt this is right....)

How about shake hands!!!

 

[No name needed]

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do with one leg in the air?

Shake hands?

 

[Ben Drinkin]

And what does a man have that's hard and round and sticks far enough out of his pajamas that you could hang a hat on it???

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Shake hands?

Winner!!!

 

[ScampMike]

How about shake hands!!!

you didn't think I was going to change that fast did ya!?

 

[No name needed]

And what does a man have that's hard and round and sticks far enough out of his pajamas that you could hang a hat on it???

His head.

 

[ScampMike]

His head.

again - NOT what I was thinking... exactly.. LOL

 

[Ben Drinkin]

His head.

Wolfie is on fire!!!

How about a four letter word that ends in 'k' that means the same thing as intercourse?

 

[No name needed]

Last one.
Why is divorce so expensive.

 

[ScampMike]

Last one.
Why is divorce so expensive.

yay - I'm going to get one right!! because it's worth it..

 

[dukeboy440]

His head.

which one

 

[MomsDuster]

Last one.
Why is divorce so expensive.

Because it's worth it!!

 

[No name needed]

Wolfie is on fire!!!

How about a four letter word that ends in 'k' that means the same thing as intercourse?

I'll let someone else get this one. Hint we do it all day here.

 

[ScampMike]

I'll let someone else get this one. Hint we do it all day here.

nice clue - talk

 

[No name needed]

Because it's worth it!!

Yep.

 

[ScampMike]

nice clue - talk

again though - NOT my first thought.... - WHAT?

 

[ScampMike]

so I got 2 out of 4 - - better than high school!! of course it's hard to pass a test if you're not there to take the test... details details.. stupid principle

 

[No name needed]

Extra credit if you get both. Who is the most popular man at a nudest colony. And who is the most popular woman.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

I'll let someone else get this one. Hint we do it all day here.

One might wonder if you are in fact a turtle?

 

[ScampMike]

Extra credit if you get both. Who is the most popular man at a nudest colony. And who is the most popular woman.

donut holders & donut eaters...

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Extra credit if you get both. Who is the most popular man at a nudest colony. And who is the most popular woman.

The guy who can carry a dozen donuts and 2 cups of coffee... And the lady who can eat the 12th donut!

 

[dukeboy440]

3 HRS..... than a 3 day weekend

 

[dukeboy440]

what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cherrios?

 

[Ben Drinkin]

what did the blonde say when she opened the box of cherrios?

Donut seeds!!!!

 

[dukeboy440]

Donut seeds!!!!

No, baby doughnuts. but i like doughnut seeds better