Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
You've obviously never seen my legs! I'm pretty hot!
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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But you're saying the rest of us would
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
And yet, he still spends so much of his time trying to get in them...LOL!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Nice! I do like skirts! That must be why I chase them!
I'm no gentleman, and I sure as he'll ain't about to pretend to be a female.
Princess Valiant
A.K.A. Rainy Day Auto
He needs someone behind him to pull the zipper up.....that is only way to get in them sometimes.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Barf
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
I rocked a dress once, but that was after a lot of drinking and a dare by this hot chick. LOL
Not enough booze to get me to do that
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
That is Karaoke for me...
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Id hit that!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
From the neck down, you know you're digging it!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Yeah, I know...those are definitely not the right colors for him. Maybe something in a paisley...
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
That's because you are too tense. When you fart, does it whistle?
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
I think what scares him is that he really does dig it...from the neck up!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Only on Thursdays..
And bigger boobs. He would never be that flat chested.
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
LOL, not even there!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Well, we ain't cuddling on lift day with the lights on!
No but his panty hose bubble at the ankles!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
True that. If i were a chick, I'd be stacked! And probably never leave the house!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I had sex with a girl in panty hose once, her toes kept curling inward...No but his panty hose bubble at the ankles!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Nah, that one sounds like a kazoo...
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