Stop in for a cup of coffee

[MOPARMITCH]

Well, Christmas is just about over here. Almost 9:00! P.m.. Maybe drink a beer or two more and go to the bedroom. Kkkkkkkk

 

[Frodee]

Well, Christmas is just about over here. Almost 9:00! P.m.. Maybe drink a beer or two more and go to the bedroom. Kkkkkkkk

Hey Mitch I'll mail your *** to you when you get home.

 

[halifaxhops]

Hey Mitch I'll mail your *** to you when you get home.

Why he gets it there!

 

[Frodee]

Why he gets it there!

 

[FISHYPETE]

My grandmother once said “If you put a penny in a jar every time you have sex before you get married, and take a penny out every time you have sex after you get married, you’ll never empty the jar”

 

[halifaxhops]

Like a dump starts out small gets big for a while then tapers off again!

 

[71GSSDemon]

You have to save that now for the grand kids.
I was thinking about having one made with mopars . I have to look into it. Probably not as popular for children.

There are some on Amazon

 

[FISHYPETE]

That’s so your butthole doesn’t slam shut

Like a dump starts out small gets big for a while then tapers off again!

 

[halifaxhops]

Or does it just reshape it in anticipation of the next one? I thought it was a metering valve myself!

 

[71340Duster]

Good Morning All and Merry Christmas!!!

 

[halifaxhops]

 

[71340Duster]

I learned that you just jump on the bus when it comes by here, reshaped buttholes or not!

 

[Frodee]

Good Morning All and Merry Christmas!!!

Morning Rich, Your just in time we just went in the ditch.

 

[FISHYPETE]

The bus driver will make me sit in the front seat

 

[halifaxhops]

You sure we are not talking about a

 

[One Bullet Barney]

Well, Christmas is just about over here. Almost 9:00! P.m.. Maybe drink a beer or two more and go to the bedroom. Kkkkkkkk

You mean the exercise room?

 

[71340Duster]

Have a Jolly good workout Mitch!

 

[halifaxhops]

OH Crap the USMC version!

 

[Sublime one]

As you guys (and one girl) know Jodi is on day three from hip replacement surgery. She is still eating pain meds like candy. So in anticipation of family coming over she knows I like to be cleaned up. Traditionally she gives me a haircut before family visits. She is in her chair gorked on meds and says “ if you will pull up a chair and grab the shears I will give you a quick haircut” in my best southern drawl “ bless her heart” I then reply it is okay baby I will pass I know you don’t feel good I will be fine. And she replies “ Are you kidding? I just took my morning pain pills I feel fine, I can do it. I won’t feel a thing!”
Exactly my point, I will pass on letting her run shears over my head!

 

[Sublime one]

You mean the exercise room?

More like a dungeon! Whips and chains! Hah!

 

[One Bullet Barney]

The bus driver will make me sit in the front seat

Steph was on earlier.

 

[halifaxhops]

As you guys (and one girl) know Jodi is on day three from hip replacement surgery. She is still eating pain meds like candy. So in anticipation of family coming over she knows I like to be cleaned up. Traditionally she gives me a haircut before family visits. She is in her chair gorked on meds and says “ if you will pull up a chair and grab the shears I will give you a quick haircut” in my best southern drawl “ bless her heart” I then reply it is okay baby I will pass I know you don’t feel good I will be fine. And she replies “ Are you kidding? I just took my morning pain pills I feel fine, I can do it. I won’t feel a thing!”
Exactly my point, I will pass on letting her run shears over my head!

Break out the flowbe!

 

[halifaxhops]

Steph was on earlier.

She ran back to get us our leather helmets......again!

 

[71340Duster]

As you guys (and one girl) know Jodi is on day three from hip replacement surgery. She is still eating pain meds like candy. So in anticipation of family coming over she knows I like to be cleaned up. Traditionally she gives me a haircut before family visits. She is in her chair gorked on meds and says “ if you will pull up a chair and grab the shears I will give you a quick haircut” in my best southern drawl “ bless her heart” I then reply it is okay baby I will pass I know you don’t feel good I will be fine. And she replies “ Are you kidding? I just took my morning pain pills I feel fine, I can do it. I won’t feel a thing!”
Exactly my point, I will pass on letting her run shears over my head!

Sweet intentions on Jodi’s offer and good call on your part!

 

[One Bullet Barney]

More like a dungeon! Whips and chains! Hah!

So you have seen the picture of my exercise room .?