This bum walks into a liquor store and puts $5 on the counter and asks for two bottles of his cheapest whiskey.
He goes out that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind a gay bar.
This gay guy comes out and sees the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tries to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, he pulls the bum's pants down and has his way with him. He then pulls up the bum's pants and slips a $5 bill in his pocket for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $5. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $5 on the counter and asks for two more bottles of the cheap whiskey.
He goes out again that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind the same gay bar.
This same gay guy comes out and sees the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tries to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, he pulls the bum's pants down and has his way with him. He then pulls up the bum's pants and again slips a $5 bill in his pocket for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $5. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $5 on the counter and asks for two more bottles of the cheap stuff.
He goes out again that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind the same gay bar.
This same gay guy comes out, but got lucky that night and picked up a rich new "friend". They see the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tells his friend about the bum and says, "This guy's nice and tight, you have to try him". They try to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, they pull the bum's pants down and have their way with him, one after the other. They then pull up the bum's pants and the first guy slips a $5 bill in his pocket and the second slips him a $50 bill for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $55. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $55 on the counter and says "I want two bottles of your finest whiskey".
The liquor store owner knows the guy is a homeless bum and offers to give him two cases of the cheap stuff for $55 and let him keep it there and take the bottles as he needs them until they are gone.
The bum looks up at him and says, "I don't want any more of that cheap stuff, it burns my ***"...
He goes out that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind a gay bar.
This gay guy comes out and sees the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tries to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, he pulls the bum's pants down and has his way with him. He then pulls up the bum's pants and slips a $5 bill in his pocket for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $5. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $5 on the counter and asks for two more bottles of the cheap whiskey.
He goes out again that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind the same gay bar.
This same gay guy comes out and sees the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tries to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, he pulls the bum's pants down and has his way with him. He then pulls up the bum's pants and again slips a $5 bill in his pocket for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $5. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $5 on the counter and asks for two more bottles of the cheap stuff.
He goes out again that day and drinks the two bottles. Later on that night he passes out drunk on a bunch of boxes behind the same gay bar.
This same gay guy comes out, but got lucky that night and picked up a rich new "friend". They see the bum bent over the boxes passed out and tells his friend about the bum and says, "This guy's nice and tight, you have to try him". They try to wake him. When he doesn't wake up, they pull the bum's pants down and have their way with him, one after the other. They then pull up the bum's pants and the first guy slips a $5 bill in his pocket and the second slips him a $50 bill for gratitude.
The bum wakes up the next morning and rubs his eyes and then checks his pockets and finds the $55. He then goes to the liquor store again and puts his $55 on the counter and says "I want two bottles of your finest whiskey".
The liquor store owner knows the guy is a homeless bum and offers to give him two cases of the cheap stuff for $55 and let him keep it there and take the bottles as he needs them until they are gone.
The bum looks up at him and says, "I don't want any more of that cheap stuff, it burns my ***"...
