The Date

[gerrys]

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.

When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you,
I'm a hooker.''

The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay.
He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.

After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now.
I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

 

[FISHBREATH]

Good one.

A "man of the world" just married a very demure and shy young lady. On their first night together, he decided to teach her about sex. As she sat on the bed in the hotel room, he took off his clothes and pointed to his dork.

"First things first", he said to her, "what is this?"

She replied with a blush, "Well, that's a wee-wee."

"Nope, this is a dick and you better not forget it."

She replied, "Listen pal, I've seen plenty of dicks, but that's a wee-wee."

 

[pharmboy]

Sort of reminds me of a coule who's getting married, but being fairly old-fashioned, they've decided to abstain completely until their wedding night. Needless to say, she was a bit scared about what was going to happen, so he tells her that he's hung like a newborn baby, which sets her mind at ease. After the wedding, they finally get alone, and she asks to see it...so he unzips and *THUMP* there it is.:shock: She gasps in shock and says "I thought you were hung like a newborn baby?!?!", to which he replies "I am...that's 23 inches, 6 pounds 11 ounces!"