Things are tough all over...

[65LoveAffair]

The economy is so bad that:
1. I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. CEOs are now playing miniature-golf.
3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
4. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
5. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
6. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
7. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
8. Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

 

[diymirage]

8. Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

you wouldn't happen to be a plumber from texas, would you?

 

[toolmanmike]

Lol! That's funny right there!

 

[65LoveAffair]

you wouldn't happen to be a plumber from texas, would you?

I saw that. That is absolutely insane that a truck used legitimately for business here would somehow get over there to be used by ISIS. Figures, it'd be a Ferd, too.

 

[diymirage]

not all tht far fetched, if you consider its our taxdollars that is funding them :banghead:

 

[chryslerfat]

Yup tough times.

 

[Abodybomber]

That's funny,right there!