Things that are confusing answers

[halifaxhops]

OK why is a driveway called a driveway and a parkway a parkway?

 

[Dartswinger70]

Why other peoples stuff is s**t and your S**t is stuff...?

 

[barbee6043]

Why other peoples stuff is s**t and your S**t is stuff...?

All depends on whether you are buying OR selling!!!!!!!

 

[Dartswinger70]

All depends on whether you are buying OR selling!!!!!!!

That sure is the truth...LOL!

 

[loganscuda]

OK why is a driveway called a driveway and a parkway a parkway?

Because we park on driveways and drive on parkways. Makes complete sense.

 

[loganscuda]

Why are they called apartments if they’re all stuck together?

 

[loganscuda]

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t live there?

 

[loganscuda]

Do you need to set an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting you?

 

[loganscuda]

Why do round pizzas cut into triangles come in a square box.

 

[H22A4]

Train stations are where trains stop
Bus stations are where buses stop
Work stations are where….

 

[halifaxhops]

Train stations are where trains stop
Bus stations are where buses stop
Work stations are where….

You stop if you're a government or state worker, not in my job description!

 

[No name needed]

Where do you go when you reach the end of the line.

 

[junkyardhero]

everything is always in the last place you look.

 

[FISHYPETE]

Why do you take a s——- and not leave a s——-

 

[loganscuda]

And don’t give a s__t

 

[Yunick13]

Train stations are where trains stop
Bus stations are where buses stop
Work stations are where….

The fun stops

 

[cpearce]

Why is it called a Hamburger, when it is made of beef?

 

[YY1]

Why are they called apartments if they’re all stuck together?

I actually call them "togetherments" now.

Thank you, Steven Wright.

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[69FBCuda]

Why do most people keep $100 worth of stuff in their garage and keep their $50,000 stuff in the driveway?

Why is it called a library when more than half the books are Truth?

How is it that you can Moon someone when the Moon doesn't have a crack down the middle?

 

[halifaxhops]

How come road kill never has a blood stain?

 

[Professor Fate]

Why are women called "The fairer sex" when my wife insists my sex was only "fair"?

 

[ProjectBazza]

Why is it that everyone who drives faster than you is idiot, and everyone who drives slower than you is an asshole?

(George Carlin)

 

[halifaxhops]

Is a person that went from male to female called a NEAR MISS?

 

[69FBCuda]

Is a person that went from male to female called a NEAR MISS?

More like a CRAP SHOT...... yuck

 

[halifaxhops]

Why is half of the population below average? Thought the new Govt put a curve in to stop that?