Mark Wainwright
Well-Known Member
*How come wrong numbers are never busy?
*Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
*Does killing time damage eternity?
*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
*Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
*Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
*Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
*Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
*Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
*Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
*Do pilots take crashcourses?
*Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
*Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
*Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
*Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
*How can there be self-help "groups"?
*How do you get off a non-stop flight?
*How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
*If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
*If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
*If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
*If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
*If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
*If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
*If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
*If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
*If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
*Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
*Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
*Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
*Does killing time damage eternity?
*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
*Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
*Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
*Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
*Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
*Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
*Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
*Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
*Do pilots take crashcourses?
*Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
*Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
*Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
*Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
*How can there be self-help "groups"?
*How do you get off a non-stop flight?
*How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
*If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
*If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
*If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
*If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
*If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
*If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
*If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
*If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
*If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
*If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
*Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
*Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
*Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
