Why are hub caps not called lug nut covers?
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A38Valiant
Collector Of Rust
Why are they called motor mounts when they mount an engine. A motor is electrical
So a prius would have motor mounts and a real car should have engine mounts. ....yet look up engine mounts at a parts storerotest:
And we don't call it engine boating.
The department of engine vehicles.
Enginecycle.
Enginecross racing.
Enginehome.
I stopped by NAPA yesterday for some brake parts for my Dakota. I noticed on the caliper box it said "semi loaded caliper" Now wait a second, they are either loaded or not. How can they be semi loaded? (and no, they didn't include pads). LOL
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I still feel semi-loaded from last night...
Bulldozer
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its because what it is , is what it is , and what it was , is what it will never be , again
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
Did you know a dog has 4 legs, unless it only has 3?
This was a serious statement made by a coworker just recently...:banghead:
This was a serious statement made by a coworker just recently...:banghead:
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Another actual work quote, from my boss no less, "it's never a good idea to do business with customers". Yep, he said that.
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Why do women call us men perverts when we respond to their skimpy get-ups, when ,in fact, theyre the ones going out in public dressed that way? Its like bait,hook, and bash.
jaimus
Old School ASE Gold
Remember,...It's only sexual harassment if the person you're harassing doesn't like you...
Bulldozer
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we called him tri-pod
Sexual harrassment is just a simple issue of mind over matter...
If she doesn't MIND, it doesn't MATTER...
:glasses7: :cheers:
So does Bruce Jenner!
Why is it OK to prick your finger but not OK to finger your....... well, you get the idea?
Why are they called A bodies instead of three bodies (in the trunk)?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
If you intend to fail, and you succeed... What have you done?
Moepar
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.
101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.
A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.
A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
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