harleydartguy
Dana R
I am a Norwegian so my family tells Norwegian jokes. This is my favorite.
Ole (the Norwegian) dies at the same time as the famous poet Robert Frost, St. Peter greets them both at the pearly gates and informs them that there is only room for one that day. St. Peter says "were gonna have a poetry contest....whoever comes up with the best poem with the word "timbuktu" in it gets in." So Ole and Robert both sit down with paper and pen. Robert Frost being a professional poet get his done first. It says:
"As I traveled 'cross a distant land, my feet upon the burning sand I saw a train a passin' through on it way to Timbuktu.
St. Peter was quite impressed but he had to wait for Ole to be fair so a bit later Ole came up this: Ol' Tim and I a huntin' went spied three whores in a pop up tent, they was three and we was two so I bucked one and Timbuktu!
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Ole (the Norwegian) dies at the same time as the famous poet Robert Frost, St. Peter greets them both at the pearly gates and informs them that there is only room for one that day. St. Peter says "were gonna have a poetry contest....whoever comes up with the best poem with the word "timbuktu" in it gets in." So Ole and Robert both sit down with paper and pen. Robert Frost being a professional poet get his done first. It says:
"As I traveled 'cross a distant land, my feet upon the burning sand I saw a train a passin' through on it way to Timbuktu.
St. Peter was quite impressed but he had to wait for Ole to be fair so a bit later Ole came up this: Ol' Tim and I a huntin' went spied three whores in a pop up tent, they was three and we was two so I bucked one and Timbuktu!
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