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  1. CudaChick1968

    CudaChick1968 The Mistress of Metal FABO Gold Member FABO Vendor

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    Had an early start in the shop this morning ... bopping around, doing my thing and listening to the oldies station. The song ends and the announcer speaks.

    "Got a call a couple minutes ago from Crystal. She wants to give her boyfriend Richard a little BJ as a special surprise. So coming up next for Richard is some BJ Thomas ... "

    I think I shot coffee outta my nose.
     
  2. armyofchuckness

    armyofchuckness The Flying Valiant

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    That's just as good as the time we got the lady at the grocery store to get on the PA to page "Michael" Hunt. :p
     
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    FISHBREATH Well-Known Member

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    Coffee through the nose? That sucks!
     
  4. Haney

    Haney www.carsonandironmt.com

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    Just think what a roller coaster ride her boyfriend took if he heard it.... I bet it went like this......... "Oh yeah baby..... Thomas??? Crap!"
     
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    RedFish Well-Known Member

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    " Rain drops keep fallin' on me Ed "
    LOL
     
  6. memike

    memike Super Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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    bahaahaa=D>=D>:toothy7: That had to be funny.:cheers:
     
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    Badawg Well-Known Member

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    That is TFF,what a way to satart the day huh? Anyone ever have Dickens Cider? I just love to have my Dickens Cider 8)
     
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    Xcptshnl1 Well-Known Member

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    Let's just hope he returns the favor by requesting the next song by choosing "Afternoon Delight" or "Yodelling In The Valley", by Kid Rock :downtown::downtown:, and not Little Richard

    :snakeman: :-\"

    <<coffee out the nose? ouch TFF>>
     
  9. memike

    memike Super Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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    A good blend of apple cider!! Yes apple cider is good for you too.:read2:
     
  10. Mopar318Guy

    Mopar318Guy bear jew

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    haha.. what straight man doesnt like his Dickens cider??
     
  11. memike

    memike Super Moderator Staff Member FABO Gold Member

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    All gentlemen will return the favor and sing a song or three=P~=P~=P~
     
  12. BrianT

    BrianT Let's go!

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    I walked right into a good one at work the other day.

    We were all standing around oogling a well endowed young lady, and my buddy said "Be careful, those are Emerson's!"

    I said "Emerson who?"

    He said "Emerson Bigguns" I about busted a gut!!
     
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    challengergary Well-Known Member

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    OMG - That's too funny!!
     
  14. 64dartwagon

    64dartwagon Walking in Circles

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    I like to have a Hot Dickens Cider in the winter, and just about anytime that's appropriate. [​IMG]
     
  15. stansblue72

    stansblue72 one of one 1953 ME! Legendary Member

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    Small print on a viagra bottle say's If after 4 hours you still have an erection try soaking it in cider!
     
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    doktor_x ronin phantom

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    I dig the 'energy cider' variant as well. It really does exist.
    Dickens Energy Cider.JPG

    Dickens Energy Cider.JPG
     
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