Truth about Men

[Princess Valiant]

a truth that every girl should know about men, before she gets her hopes up high

 

[1968dartman]

That is sooooo true!!

 

[67cudafb]

Hit the nail on the head. Just ask my wife she will tell you, LOL

 

[cosgig]

Yep, thats me on the left, and my brother on the right...he started it!!! Geof

 

[plum crazy dart]

That and his toys just get more expensive

 

[Demonracer]

Hey, growing old isn't an option but growing up is...LOL...

 

[1970Duster]

It's all about how you look at things.

 

[Mad Dart]

True that!

 

[68gtxman]

:blob:Isn't this what keeps life interesting?:blob:

 

[toolmanmike]

And I wouldn't want it any other way! I've had fun for 57 years now and I'm not about to stop now! LOL Thanks for the eye opening Rani. tmm

 

[nuttyprof]

I resemble that comment!

 

[ram45red]

The only differance between men and boys is the price of their toys. Sandy

 

[stumper]

My thoughts on this topic....

 

[ddettloff]

My wife says she dosen't care if I grow up or how much my toys cost as long as it's my car and not women

 

[moparlover]

WOMAN LANGUAGE DICTIONARY FOR MEN
so we can finally understand

"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain
"Sure go ahead" = You better not do it
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to shower, wash my hair, dry it, put on makeup etc.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead​

 

[Tony Fields]

I resemble that comment!

Me too

 

[64ragtop]

Gettin' old ain't for sissies!

ATB

BC

 

[jaimus]

As the song goes,..."We ain't wrong, We ain't sorry, and Its probably gonna happen again"....

 

[CUDACOX]

Good one Rani! I was told when a boy.. when you get older...The man with the most toys wins!! lol..I just need more $$ to keep up! lol.

 

[jamesdaytona]

Yep , we're busted wide open !

 

[4spdragtop]

I never grew up...I just grew out..

 

[Dart_Doctor]

Ok what one of you guys told her the truth ! lmao

 

[ceekay]

As one of the best comics ever, Dylan Moran, said:

"As a boy grows into a man, you have a finger up your nose, a hand on your dick, and you get taller."




- CK

 

[briankaplan]

Hey, I resemble that remark!
Just see below. V

 

[cudavert]

I only agreed to become responsible, not grow up......besides, women already have the ultra seriousness/worry-wart angle covered.