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"I heard you married again."

"Yes, for the fourth time."

"What happened to the first three?"

"They all died."

"What happened?"

"My first wife ate poison mushrooms."

"How sad. What happened to your second wife?"

"She ate poison mushrooms too."

"What about the third wife? Did she eat poison mushrooms too?"

"No, she died of a broken neck."

"Had an accident, eh?"

"No, she wouldn't eat her mushrooms..."
 

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