What do you call a deer with no eyes???

[Mark Wainwright]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and a speech impediment sitting in a bathtub?
Dwayne.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What happens to a person that tells too many bad jokes ? ? gets sent to the punitentiary.

 

[Cope]

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?









DAM!!

 

[Ben Drinkin]

What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob?



Oral Roberts..

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What do you call 2 gay Jewish guys.


Heblew

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What do you call 2 gay Irishman?

Gaylick

 

[famous bob]

What do you call 2 gay Irishman?

Gaylick

watch it , no gay Irishmen !!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

watch it , no gay Irishmen !!

John Fitzgerald and Gerald fitzjohn

 

[Dfr360cuda]

You shouldn't hit your wife/gf...

If you don't like her now, you're not going to like her any better with two black eyes and a swollen face...

You may as well key your own car...

Lighten up Francis.

 

[Dfr360cuda]

watch it , no gay Irishmen !!

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral ?

One less drunk.

 

[famous bob]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral ?

One less drunk.

LOL

 

[Mark Wainwright]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral ?

One less drunk.

I'll have to tell my Irish buddy that one

 

[magnumdart]

What do you call twins without arms and legs hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

 

[famous bob]

John Fitzgerald and Gerald fitzjohn

never heard of them !

 

[RedFish]

At a Irish pub, A Rick O'shea hit Patty O'dore.

 

[diymirage]

what do you call an irish guy on the back porch?



paddy o'Furniture

 

[Mark Wainwright]

never heard of them !

Ok 2 gay Irishman. John Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzjohn. Get it now?

 

[Dusterdenovo]

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

Beef Strokinoff

 

[Mark Wainwright]

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

 

[Dartnut]

What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?

Beef Strokinoff

Beef Jerky?

 

[Dartnut]

Did you hear about the guy that was born with 5 cocks?
His pants fit like a glove.