When life isn’t fair

[pittsburghracer]

Ohhhh boy.

 

[diymirage]

.

 

[JDMopar]

MOOBS!!!!

 

[Dusterdenovo]

That almost calls for a eye bleach warning

 

[Ahoey]

Too many scars, almost desensitized. Eye bleach almost useless but always good for a laugh PBR

 

[Jeff Seighman]

HAH! Thats funny!

 

[pittsburghracer]

Too many scars, almost desensitized. Eye bleach almost useless but always good for a laugh PBR

Gotta try to keep things on the lite side once in awhile in this day and age.

 

[RustyRatRod]

I just knew I would regret clickin on this thread.

 

[Jeff Seighman]

Somebody needs to get that girl a sandwich!

 

[RustyRatRod]

Somebody needs to get that girl a sandwich!

Or three! lol

 

[pittsburghracer]

If she was two or three years older I’d take her out for a ribeye steak on Valentine’s Day. Just want to build in a safety cushion on her age.

 

[toolmanmike]

She is a carpenter's dream.
Flat as a board and easy to nail.

 

[RustyRatRod]

If she was two or three years older I’d take her out for a ribeye steak on Valentine’s Day. Just want to build in a safety cushion on her age.

What makes you so sure she's a she?

 

[pittsburghracer]

What makes you so sure she's a she?

Some times you just gotta roll the dice and play the odds.

 

[RustyRatRod]

Some times you just gotta roll the dice and play the odds.

You mean roll the balls? Nah, you go ahead. lol

 

[Jeff Seighman]

What makes you so sure she's a she?

OH ****, Ya never know these days.

 

[RustyRatRod]

OH ****, Ya never know these days.

S'what I'm sayin. lol

 

[Dartnut]

Somebody needs to get that girl a sandwich!

Even if she weighed 450 lbs, she would have what?
28 A's?

 

[Dartnut]

I would like to tell her a joke that would make her tits fall off, but she's heard it already...

 

[Ahoey]

Even if she weighed 450 lbs, she would have what?
28 A's?

If she weighed 450lbs with a 28” chest can’t even imagine the size of that ***

 

[toolmanmike]

Even if she weighed 450 lbs, she would have what?
28 A's?

You got me thinking so I looked it up. There is a AA and AAA. a 450# gal would be at least a 40" or 50" though

 

[toolmanmike]

If she weighed 450lbs with a 28” chest can’t even imagine the size of that ***

Is that what they call Pear shaped?

 

[pittsburghracer]

If she weighed 450lbs with a 28” chest can’t even imagine the size of that ***

 

[Ahoey]

Is that what they call Pear shaped?

No I think it would be assymmetrical

 

[Jeff Seighman]

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG, why why why!

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