A well-to-do couple walk onto a bar and sit down next to a drunk. Suddenly, the drunk lets out a tremendously loud fart.
"Excuse me! How dare you fart before my wife!" the man yells.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the drunk slurs. "I didn't know it was her turn."
"Excuse me! How dare you fart before my wife!" the man yells.
"Oh, I'm sorry," the drunk slurs. "I didn't know it was her turn."
