How to tell is someone is a liberal, conservative, or southerner

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How to tell if someone is a Liberal, a Conservative , or a Southerner.

This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Conservative’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
 
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CodyS said:
How to tell if someone is a Liberal, a Conservative , or a Southerner.

This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Conservative’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”
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LMFAO...... Have access to weaponry, upon call. Pro 2nd Amendment...
 
I got a .177 pellet gun, does that count? I could dot your eye at 10 yds.....:elmer:
 
pishta said:
A gun in the hand is worth 2 cops on the phone.]
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Even if u have one in the family !
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I'm a northern Conservative that thinks like a southerner, and wishes I could carry one of my weapons! Oh, and Liberals make me want to vomit!

Cley
 
Must have been a flat land Southerner. I'm a Hillbilly, or as most prefer nowadays....an Appalachian American! My Glock holds 17 + 1, and the spare magazine holds 17 more. Personally, I would have just wounded him and made him eat pork chops! :icon_fU:
 
I'm a Northern Libertarian and am always on the way to the range so always have a firearm in the trunk , difference for me is the calibers I shoot take what they hit so after 2 or 3 you wouldn't recognize whats left .
 
Live in southern Michigan and I like the way you think. If you'd care for a little story a few months ago someone tried to rob our local bank. There was a CPL holder in the bank and shot the would be thief in both elbows and both knees. Needless to say the thief didn't get very far, and the shooter was released and declined to be interviewed. Wish I had a chance to thank him.
 
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Cops: Why did you shoot him 30 times ?
Me: I ran out of bullets.
 
69conv said:
My Sheriff neighbor says make sure when I get there there's only 1 story.
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That was the first thing they taught me when I lived in Lansing and took the ccw course . Before the change to "Shall Issue " I lived on the Mason/Leslie border for a year on a farm , there it was drag em in the house shoot em again then throw em back outside so it looks like they died crawling away .
PS Of course if you need 18 or 30 bullets you probably shouldn't have a gun until you actually learn how to use one , I hate to think where the other 17 -29 are going to wind up -1 shot 1 kill . Just my two cents on what gun control should mean .
 
69conv said:
Live in southern Michigan and I like the way you think. If you'd care for a little story a few months ago someone tried to rob our local bank. There was a CPL holder in the bank and shot the would be thief in both elbows and both knees. Needless to say the thief didn't get very far, and the shooter was released and declined to be interviewed. Wish I had a chance to thank him.
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-------hero ! but probably didn`t want to be sued ! Dam liberal judges would have probly ruled in favor of the robber.
 
only difference would be in S. Missouri, you shoot the SOB and call the sheriff like any good citizen and you get scolded!!!! " why the hell you call me, last time this happened I told you to but his *** in a sink hole and cover his worth *** up, good."
 
Whole lotta love. 12 rounds in each tube, selector between shot and slugs.
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I see things in movies set up north where guns are not allowed.
I always think "That wouldn't happen around here. He'd be afraid of getting shot".
 
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