5 Random Things About Yourself

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avarageerod

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5 random things, funny, embarrasing, anything.

1. What little money that is in my wallet has to be facing the same way and in order from largest to smallest
2. People don't understand how i have a good looking normal wife with the way i look, act, and dress
3. I hate when people don't use blinkers.
4. I am not brand loyal to any vehical. I will drive anything that runs.
5. I hate when women cuss in public.
 
1.Hate when people spit in public.
2.Hate when people cuss in front of my Wife/ kids.
3.Want to kill all people who tailgate me while driving.
4.Can't stand when idiots don't turn on their headlights while driving in the rain, especially when they are talking on their cell phone, and chaning lanes to the left with the phone to their left ear with absolutely no regards to the people occupying that lane already.
5.If my waitress/waitor sucks, the tip will be a penny, but if the service is excellent, I usually tip more than the cost of the meal.
The biggest tip I ever gave was in excess of $4000.oo.
Ask me how I did that?
5.
 
cudaspaz said:
1.Hate when people spit in public.
2.Hate when people cuss in front of my Wife/ kids.
3.Want to kill all people who tailgate me while driving.
4.Can't stand when idiots don't turn on their headlights while driving in the rain, especially when they are talking on their cell phone, and chaning lanes to the left with the phone to their left ear with absolutely no regards to the people occupying that lane already.
5.If my waitress/waitor sucks, the tip will be a penny, but if the service is excellent, I usually tip more than the cost of the meal.
The biggest tip I ever gave was in excess of $4000.oo.
Ask me how I did that?
5.
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You work for the government.:-D
 
just had my toenail ripped off on friday
quit smoking in march
started drinking diet mt dew today we will see how that goes
it mopar and only mopar
i hate people that are dickheads or *** monkeys
 
1 Im a dawg :grommit:
2 My fleas love me
3 I have a home...it's mobile but it's home
4 I have a dawghouse
5 I love my dawghouse!!!!
 
awwweee man I had my big toenail ripped off recently......makes me cringe just hearing about it....wanna see a pic of mine ripped off????? nah cain't do it,it would gross me out everytime I check on this thread.....ewwwww.....
 
waggin said:
awwweee man I had my big toenail ripped off recently......makes me cringe just hearing about it....wanna see a pic of mine ripped off????? nah cain't do it,it would gross me out everytime I check on this thread.....ewwwww.....
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mine is still fresh i show u mine u show me urs lol
 
1. Co-workers think I am a perfectionist to the point of being an asshole.
2. The ladies in the bank know I color my hair and laugh at me when I go in.
3. I still use a drawing board for my construction designs, not a computer.
4. People go "ooohhhh it must be worth a lot of $$$$ when they hear I am building a 67 Barracuda. (I think the confuse it with the 71 hemi's)
5. After losing my Mollie dog I will never be without a Black Lab again.
(the current black furry daughter is Emma-the wife says I crack like an egg)
Best Regards, Rat
 
1.I'm a perfectionist but can't afford to be one
2.I want to buy the best stuff but can't afford too
3.I would give up my life to save my little daughter
4.I used to be a players now I'm just a nice guy
5.2008 a Doctor told me I would die, I proved him wrong and I'm not taking a dirt nap yet.
 
1. I drink too much coffee
2. Going fast in any vehicle is the best rush in the world for me. I even live for the take off when I fly.
3. I scored well into geneious territory on my IQ test and was in the top 1/2% in the nation on my AVSAB test. This was in HS. I think I've burned a few brain cells since then.
4. If I could be any animal I would be a wolf or bear.
5. I read everything.
 
1. I broke my kneecap chasing ducks with a wheelbarrow as a teen.
2. Pulled over 7 times (without one ticket) in the span of a year in my first car (a camaro). Those cars really are cop magnets. Once it was gone, never again until 10 years later for no seatbelt).
3. I HATE that I have to wear a seatbelt (yes I know. I don't need the lectures. get them from the mrs. every day and haven't NOT worn one since that gallon of milk cost me $100 a year ago).
4. I have to be on my deathbed before I go to the doctor.
5. I go 6 months hating the dart and then 6 months loving the dart every year.
 
1)have to kiss my daughter three times before I leave for work in the morn.
2)can't leave for work until wife says be careful.
3)love collecting tools(all kinds mech,carpentry,yard,etc.)
4)hate clutter.
5)way to serious about things that mean nothing.
 
1. Chocolate milk is my favorite thing to drink.
2. I really hate being told what to do.
3. I've had 3 close female friends in my entire life and haven't talked to any of them in over 15 years.
4. I'd give up my man before I'd give up my Cuda.
5. There's no better sex than that under a metal roof during a thunderstorm.
 
1. When I was 3 my sister hit me in the face with an axe. (She didn't mean to it was a double bit axe and I walked up behind her when she was chopping)

2. I've lived in 29 different houses

3. Shot my first deer when I was 11 living in Sitka, Alaska

4. Lived in Borneo when I was 18 months old. (My Dad was logging there)

5. I write and bowl left handed but bat and golf right.
 
greendart72 said:
1. When I was 3 my sister hit me in the face with an axe. (She didn't mean to it was a double bit axe and I walked up behind her when she was chopping)

Sorry to hear bro, you're lucky to be alive...

My dad taught me how to use a double bit axe when I was about 11, when I was twelve he taught me how to use a chainsaw, It was a Stihl. After teaching me both he also taught me how to sharpen them and that a dull tool is more dangerous than sharp one and why. Then he taught me about how a splitting maul is used and how to stack and season wood. Cool stuff to know...



5. I write and bowl left handed but bat and golf right.
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That's a trip! I take it you use an axe right handed?
 
I'm like you Joe been chopping wood and running chain saws since i was a little kid. Like you say keep it sharp and what I tell guys at work. Always know where your legs and knees are!
 
greendart72 said:
I swing a axe over my right shoulder
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I figured if you batted righty, you'd swing over your right....

greendart72 said:
I'm like you Joe been chopping wood and running chain saws since i was a little kid. Like you say keep it sharp and what I tell guys at work. Always know where your legs and knees are!
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Right 100% about the legs and knees, plus wind, terrain and where that saw or axe might go if something goes wrong....and saw bind,.....might I add where the power lines are too. I never screwed up like that but my older brother did, lol! I still give him crap about that. :-D

Ever deal with ironwood? It grew everwhere up in N. WI and makes hickory look like poplar.
 
1.I have the best wife in the world!
2.I have four kids (all boys)
3.I have a dog named "Cuda"
4.I love dragracing, cruising, and car shows
5.I love MOPAR'S! (especially Duster's)
 
1. i own a 71 dart swinger im restoring
2. im 15 years old as of last thursday
3. i LOVE Mopars
4. i am very handy in the garage
5. i LOVE to restore things any thing mini bikes lawnmowers flashlights you name it i probley restored it
 
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