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    Saab Superbird (aka the plywood Saab)

    I used to be a Saab tech back in the mid to late 70's. Interesting cars to say the least, way over engineered if you ask me though. I made good money working on them because the Saab 99 was out then, and believe me, they were always broke and at our doorstep. Did you know Saab makes fighter...
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    Now I know what unsee really means.

    And why in the name of Joseph, Mary and Morgan Shepard would you post it?!?!?!?
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    Saab Superbird (aka the plywood Saab)

    That is awesome! Do you know it it's the German Ford V4 or the Saab 3 cylinder 2 cycle engine powering this incredible machine?
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    Does your other hobbies/ jobs/ careers have "whackers?"

    :wack:
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    Are animals and bugs attracted to your bright Mopar ??

    They are called love bugs, I have another term for them though. They are male and female bugs attached to each other, they come out twice a year and their guts are very acidic. They will eat away the paint if you leave smashed ones on your car to long.
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    Are animals and bugs attracted to your bright Mopar ??

    "Attracted to" would be an under statement. If only I had known...
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    Proactive commercial nipple shot on CABLE TV! ( or is it? )

    Jeebus, is this what we've come too? lol
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    The Good, The Bad, The OMG of Lady Gaga

    Her nane is Stefani Germanotta and she was making music for many years before she came up with the Lady Gaga schtick. Marketing? You bet and she's done a fine job of it. And yeah I'm an old fart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idk1fwlFZg4
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    She go to Wal Mart

    I added it to my favorites. Mesmerizing.
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    Blondes

    What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? How do I know it's mine?
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    "normal boobs"

    Hmm, career alcoholics, I think I missed my calling. lol
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    Driving Reaction Test

    .1962
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    Dart vs Camaro

    Too effin funny!
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    66' Duster with a 340 Hemi? LMAO!

    Ignorance doesn't bother me, it's curable. Stupidity on the other hand can't be fixed.
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    A grammar lesson

    On his 78th birthday a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation, who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, the man drove to the reservation, handed his gift...
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    Little Bruce and Jenny

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...
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    Getting old in Florida

    Y'all shouldn't talk about me that way.
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    FABO Spelling IQ

    I knew I shouldn't have ate the brown acid.
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    tiger by the tail

    Police reports are a matter of public record, if that was the case she would have already been arrested and charged. She hasn't been. Tiger got only a careless driving ticket in the accident and was not required to talk to the police, which he didn't. He is/was free to go anywhere he wanted to...
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    tiger by the tail

    It doesn't matter down here. The worst she could be charged with is domestic violence. Since the cops never interviewed him there isn't going to be any charges, they can't prove anything. This is a no fault state so you can get a divorce for any reason, infidelity, or whatever makes no...
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    Bizarre automotive videos

    That video was actually done by Chrysler training I remember them showing us that video in training class, probably around '85 - '89 or so but I can't remember exactly. They also showed another one when the new DRB II (Diagnostic Readout Box) came out replacing the original DRB which was...
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    Forget Rednecks..

    Jebus, it's 64 here now and I'm freekin freezing. lol
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    Forget Rednecks..

    All I can say is I'm glad I don't live in Canada. lol
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    Things I Learned in North Carolina

    My girlfriend lives in Sylacauga but the job I have is in Birmingham. She has mentioned Hoover as a possible place for us to live. I'll be up there next week, all week looking around.
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    Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

    Not sure, it could have been a Memphis ant for all I know.
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    Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

    Well there is always the story of the Ant and the grasshopper The Ant and the Grasshopper This one is a little different. . .Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals! OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for...
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    Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

    I could've used a whambulance a time or two myself. lol
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    Merry Christmas in Legal Terms

    I'd love to comment on this but I won't. We are all A body brothers no matter what. So what ever blows your skirt up is fine with me, let's just keep it in perspective.
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    Things I Learned in North Carolina

    I have the feeling it's going to be pretty much the same when I move to Alabama. lol I've already learnt a new word, "hose pipe" that's the thing that sticks out of the wall on the outside of your house to hook a water hose to.
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    Pole dance anyone?

    Hey at least her heart is in the right place. lol
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