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Got a worst enemy? Suggest they try this. Your own worst enemy...Probably gonna do it yourself.

I am sitting watching Youtube, binging on "r/IDontWorkHereLady", when a call comes in. I can see it is my youngest daughter. I answer, "It's your dime.". She said, " What did you say? ". "I said it's your dime.". She says, "What does that mean?" Then it dawns on me. I had my first Motorola...

Snapped this pic at the First Presbyterian Church lot entrance, in Ware Shoals, SC.

Virginia Pepalini Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first nun says "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's...

Self proclaimed.

I'm not a big fan of this.

Look what I found on road dead. Let the feeding frenzy begin.

Still a little brake surface left between the fins.

Sure honey, I'll pick up a few things at the store for ya.

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home...

Foreign $ Exchange @ Bank!!!!! When I got back from Montreal last week I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall...

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who...

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that...

http://www.mamarocks.com/smart_redneck.htm

http://www.break.com/index/worlds_dumbest_mechanic.html Good thing the door was down.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and the girls track team. One's a bunch of cunning runts. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom. A pickpocket snatches watches. :)