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Well here I set in front of my computer board to death.
Its to hot outside so I thought of something that I would like to know.
I have seen allot of words on bath room walls in my life time but can not remember them and I was wondering if there was some out there that I have not herd yet.
I don't know what the girls room walls look like but here is one I read yesterday and wrote it down.

Here I set on a hell of a caper
some mo$##@&^er has used all the paper
the boss is waiting and I can not linger
so look out a$$ here comes my finger.:toothy10:


I could not believe some one took the time to do this in a pizza inn.

Does any one have one to ad to this list.:toothy10:
 
Here's one I saw in San Antonio:

Here I sit, my a$$ cheeks flexin',
Giving birth to another Texan.
 
any asshole can piss on the floor
be a hero and **** on the ceiling.

only one i know....lol
 
here i sit, broken hearted
tried to $hit, but only farted.

this one is irrelevent, but i found it written in a bathroom
if your uncle jack helped you off your horse,
would you help your uncle jack off his horse?
 
Here I sit in gloomy vapour,
Cause the guy before me used all the paper.

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Some people come here to take a ****,
But I come here to leave one.
 
He who writes upon these walls rolls his sh*t in little balls
He who reads those words of wit, eats those little balls of sh*t
 
Oh ya, another one my Dad told me....


Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid a dime and only farted.

(Next Day)
Today I thought I'd take a chance,
Saved my dime but I **** my pants.
 
"While you're reading this I'm sneaking up behind you."



Doesn't rhyme but can confuse the hell out of you if you're drunk.
 
i saw these bits of bathroom wisdom when i was a kid,
life is like a **** sandwich
the more bread you have
the less **** you have to eat.
and
don't look here the, the jokes in your hand.
 
LMAO!! Some good poets here. :wave:
Thanks for the laughs and keep them coming:blob6:
 
The romance is over and love is a dying flower when your ol lady craps while youre in the shower
 
mopar_1974 said:
here i sit, broken hearted
tried to $hit, but only farted.

this one is irrelevent, but i found it written in a bathroom
if your uncle jack helped you off your horse,
would you help your uncle jack off his horse?
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Mopar_1974 don't sit there all broken hearted
One day you'll sh*t when you thought you farted.
 
If youe hose is too short and your pump is a little weak. Stand a little closer dude or you will piss on your feet.


If your dick was a stick of dynamite it would probable be a dud so do all women a favor and stay home and pull your pudd.
 
As I sit here reading this sh*t house art
I let loose with a tremendus fart
it clouded the air and shook the walls
and singed all the hair off my dad-burned balls
 
If I ever opened a porta-potty company our logo would read...

"You dump it and we'll come pump it!"
or
"You **** it and we'll come git it!"
 
"Contrary to popular belief, Grape Nuts Flakes is not a venereal disease"

written underneath in different handwriting:

"Neither is Moby Dick"
 
When in need of lust
there is one thing to do
And it is a must
Drop your drawers
And let it fall
Pick it up easy
And slow
give it hell
And don't let go

Read that years ago on a bathroom wall.
 
It is amazing the effort some people put into this. In one bathroom I saw this at a urinal. Look up (with an arrow), look up (with an arrow), look up (with an arrow), look over (with an arrow), look over (with an arrow), look over (with an arrow), look over (with an arrow), and finally, near the ceiling on the side wall, it said "you're pissing on your foot".
 
Iv'e thought about making a nice coffee table book titled "Memoirs of a Blue Room"

Above the pisser on one of my jobs.

"Don't look here the Joke is in your Hands"
"Dam this sink is to low and the Mint tastes funny"
"The first sign of AIDS is the pounding sensation in your ***"

And a whole lot more.
 
Xstream_1 said:
Mopar_1974 don't sit there all broken hearted
One day you'll sh*t when you thought you farted.
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That reminds me...I was listening to the Greaseman way back when he was on DC101 and it was his 40th birthday. Someone called and asked what it was like to be 40 and he listed a bunch of funny stuff but the one I really remember was "never trust a fart".
 
Just one about people that buy dumb cars.

There was a man from bosten
That bout his self a little Austen
A gallon of gas and room for his ***
Let his balls drag and lostem.
 
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