Can I come over?

[inkjunkie]

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down,
a voice from the next cubicle said “Hi!, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice said “So what are you up to?”.
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”.
From next door, “Can I come over?”.
Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”.
The voice said, “Listen, i will have to call you back,
there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions"

 

[TrailBeast]

That was good.

 

[67Dart273]

Some of the thrift store "aisles" are incredibly crowded. In fact, I don't know how they get past the fire and ADA codes. A couple of times I've been held up by Ms Oblivious yakking on her phone.

So I told her, "say, you DO KNOW the person you're talking to is at the other end of the room?"

Yeh. Heh. It DOES get some weird looks

 

[Coyote Jack]

My wife and I were grocery shopping one daylast fall when it happened to us. Woman in front of us holding up the isle talking on her bluetooth or whatever it's called. I said loud enough for her to hear, "why are there so many idiots talking on phones that don't have a life?". The look I got from the woman was priceless. It was kind of the embarassed how dare you look. My wife just said, "come on, you have had your fun for today". LOL

Jack

 

[/6 Matt]

Classic

 

[roadrunnerh]

That was funny!

 

[norshorblufish]

Makes you wish when they're on the cell phone in the next restroom stall you just blast one heck of a fart that echoes in the bowl. Then say good one dude or damn burrito, but I feel better now.